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Xxx cantik Watch Amatuer softcore sexy Video Xxx moviemo. Horatio Hellpop. Every time I've been in a hospital and under a nurse's care I'm not disabled or paralyzed , I've had a catheter jammed up into my penis, so I never got to pursue the whole "sexy nurse" fantasy. Korea has very beautiful nurses, BTW, and very gnarly catheters. Machine Elf. Originally Posted by benbo1. I'm pretty sure I could lose my license for that. But I do wonder if they ever need to assist for sperm collection or testing of seminal fluid or something. My guess is a gloved finger up the rectum to stimulate the prostate would be the more professional technique, not an actual hand job. There are sex therapists, and some of them do engage in sexual activity with their clients, or they employ sex surrogates, but I'm not sure how legitimately they're viewed by, say, a nursing home or rehab center. I'm almost certain Medicare won't pay for it, even if you had a referral. I also don't know how they stay on the legal side of prostitution laws. More on sex therapists from a really weird message board: Last edited by WhyNot; at Find all posts by WhyNot. I would think that a guy would have enough wet dreams to keep the pipes clean. I've seen a video on youtube! Truly universal healthcare? Originally Posted by wedgehed. John Mace. It's not masturbation if someone else does it to or "for" you. I'm pretty sure it would be a crime everywhere in the US except certain place in Nevada. Originally Posted by Machine Elf. Last edited by Qwertol; at This is one of the biggest reasons I think prostitution should be legal and safe and all that. Not that I'm saying every paralyzed person will be ordering hookers by the truckload, but why shouldn't they be able to if they want to? Originally Posted by picker. Originally Posted by Qwertol. But you probably are sexually active or you do masturbate does masturbation counts as sexually active? I guess not, but it probably might depend on context Alley Dweller. Originally Posted by Anaamika. Originally Posted by Loach. Sometimes I'm happy to see that someone is in the same handbasket as me. Are wet dreams something that only happen if a man is not sexually active and here I mean "sexually active" in that the hardware gets a workout once in a while, with or without the help of another person? Slithy Tove. We'd just be encouraging lazy people to become paralyzed. Caregivers have gone to jail for such things. In a nursing home it would be considered abuse. I can recall reading Chuck Shepherd's report on News of the Weird about this issue. It's probably archived somewhere, so you can dig it up if you want the exacts, but I'll tell you what I can remember: Not sure how it turned out, all I read was the report that the lawsuit was filed. I believe the patients in this instance were mentally challenged adults living in a group home setting. Since her employer told her to do it, I assume they also told others to and some probably did, and maybe didn't mind or even enjoyed it. For every one person that complains about their job, I figure there are exponentially more that do it and don't care, so yes, I would conclude that caregivers are doing it, and many probably under orders from their employers. And I work in a nursing home, not as a nurse, caregiver or any other job that is 'hands on' with the patients, but I do recall overhearing a nurse being told that she must allow residents to possess sex toys or porn, and even assist in their procurement if the residents request them. The only stipulation was that the resident must draw their curtains when 'entertaining' themselves. I wondered how that would block out the sounds if a movie was being viewed in a double-occupancy room. Last edited by qualityleashdog; at Originally Posted by qualityleashdog. Originally Posted by picunurse. Inigo Montoya. We have a joke here in the office about our company's need to hire "Consortium Loss Mitigation Specialists. As far as paralyzed folks go, as I understand it if you can't move your arms, your nethers aren't gonna be working anyway. Originally Posted by WhyNot. Really Not All That Bright. Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya. It's a good way for single women to have a child. Well, what if you are a DEA agent recovering from gunshot wounds and your wife, who has basically supplanted all nursing help in your care while in the hospital, makes you a bet that might take you away from your important work collecting and examining rare minerals? What then? I think I've mentioned this before on here, but when I was about 12 my grandfather was in a nursing home following a stroke that had left him paralysed. I distinctly remember seeing empty condom packaging in the waste basket in his room, and thinking that was a little But I don't know whether they were really taking care of Grandpa. If so then more power to their elbow, I guess Originally Posted by Colophon. If so then more power to their elbow, I guess. There are sex workers who specialise in disabled people. The new film The Sessions is also about this, in fact I wouldn't mind betting it was inspired by the above documentary. Originally Posted by sitchensis. I don't want to search for it, but I have heard of rectal vibrators being used for men with paralysis from spinal injuries. Leo Bloom. Originally Posted by alphaboi It's also possible to retrieve viable semen from the testes of recently deceased males. Tim T-Bonham. Originally Posted by Alley Dweller. Originally Posted by t-bonham scc. In most US states, the prostitution laws say something like "whether for a consideration or no", which means whether paid or not, it's illegal. Wait a sec Would your 12 year old self have known the difference? Prohibiting prostitution, etc. Originally Posted by Ambivalid. They get so much action and the old ladies will fight over the men since there are so few of them. Sexual acts were walked into often by caregivers. But we had a couple who got married. They asked if we could assist. The patient had hit the call button in the throes of passion. I walked in to his wife giving him a blowjob. However, this patient had a Foley catheter inserted, and the wife was working around it. I almost vomited. Bad feelings should not always be interpreted as deterrents. They are also indicators that you are doing something frightening and worthwhile. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. You may unsubscribe at any time. By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. She basically dumped guys because they didn't drop work everytime she did that to sit the two hours in the er. She would blast friends and that for not stopping once or twice a month as a group to rush to her aid for literally two hours because she refused to manage her condition. She would the whole time in hospital be taking selfies and putting them on facebook, not one either. At least feel so sorry for poor me pictures. Now she has a child, funnily enough she's not posted any hospital selfies involving her shoulder in almost a year. The first time I dislocated my shoulder, it popped back in within ten minutes and I wasp laying football again. The second time I dislocated it two days later, my schools trainers couldn't relocate it so I had to go to the hospital and get put under to put it back in place. The other three dislocations kind of popped back in with a little help. Shit you not I'm in bed awake first night after a shoulder arthrooscopy to repair a tear that was due to a dislocation. I wish it was the result of getting cuffed in bed. Some guys have all the luck. Emt here, on a transport shift we had a psych pt furioisly mastubrating on his way to Ancora. Guess he figured my partner was attractive enough. I am a nursing assistant. A young female patient had asked to take a shower so I got her all set up and told her to call me when she was done because I needed to make sure she got reattached to her IV. Well, it's been about an hour and I still haven't heard her call, so I knock on her door and get no reply. I freak out thinking she's in trouble and enter I walk in to see that her husband is in the shower with her. She is bent over taking it in the ass while her three year old son is standing outside the bathroom watching. Of all the many and varied ways I have heard that joke -- this is the first time I laughed out loud at the punch line. Who knew this set up was years in the making to finally be funny? Up vote for you! Trickle-down economics karma is pissing fucking on the middle class a girl in the middle of her ass. I'm a tech, not a nurse or physician, but I was working the pulmonary floor at my last hospital a few years ago when a call light went off. I responded, but it wasn't an intentional call light. The patient had hit the call button in the throes of passion. I walked in to his wife giving him a blow job. It wouldn't have really been a big deal, other than sex in a hospital is just begging to get some really fucked up infections. However, this patient had a foley catheter inserted, and the wife was working around it. I almost vomited. You would have retrograde ejaculation. This means the semen would travel backwards into the bladder since it can't get through the the urethra. Then it would go out of the catheter which is in the bladder. I would think it would allow some into the bladder and some may leak out around the tube if there is even enough force to get past the tubing. A Foley goes right in to the bladder where 10cc of water blows up a balloon about the size of a gumball so it cant slide out. I was going to say cant be pulled out This morning, if you'd asked me what I thought the chances were that I'd read that sentence today, I would have said they were next to nothing. Even if I found a reference to a bloody gaping urethra, there's obviously no way that sentence would end with "lol". You don't know any nurses then haha were a little different. Gotta find humour in shitty situations. No pun intended. Not to be one of those intenret people but that was like the introduction to 'gross things the human body does. I feel like I'm turning into a vietnam veteran "you wouldn't believe the shit i've seen bro you wouldn't" lol. Please stop. I have a foley in right now in hospital, not a kink thing. Everything inside just shuddered at the idea of the catheter being pulled out without being deflated. You would just ejaculate into the catheter bag. Very convenient for the wife actually. No pressure to swallow. Wouldn't the gentlemans relish force its way out the penis as the catheter is in the bladder? Hmm, you make a good point. I guess it would leak around the sides. She truly is wife of the year How would it make it into the bag? Unless it goes backwards into the bladder and then leaks into the bag from there Oh god. I'm currently in a hospital bed with a foley in place. Everything hurt just thinking about the mechanics. All the notes. I'm a nurses Aide as well. My boyfriend has no clue about the medical field, so when I had to explain to him what a catheter was when I was telling a tale about work he went from curious to crossing his legs uncomfortably to completely skeeved out. I was being too careful and couldn't get the penis in the right spot, and the gentleman says "Miss. I'm fine. I haven't felt anything in my nethers in near 20 years". Then there's the guys where we have to press on the scrotum to make the penis pop out like a pimple, then place the catheter, and watch it recede My male coworkers dread getting old. I'm not surprised that some hospitals are orgies. I think it may be the scrubs Walking into a roomfull of nurses wearing scrubs bending over to grab this or that is the best thing I've witnessed in a while. Sucks the guy we were bringing in didn't make it though. I wish I had your luck.. I had a scrotal ultrasound done by someone who looked like my appx 68yr old elementary school lunch lady. They have sex in hospitals in greys anatomy? I thought it was a docter drama show. Like house, but with much and much more drama. I know, but how much sex? I've never really watched a lot greys anatomy. Like if you had to scale it from 1 to I actually love Grey's Anatomy- but it is pretty dramatic. As for sex in the hospital It happens at least a few times a season, sometimes more. Usually in on call rooms at least. Sex is a great stress reliever. You guys work in a very stressful field, it honestly doesn't surprise me. Why on that edit? If it gets stuck, they're already there. They don't even need to go through the awkward triage conversation..

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Originally Posted by wedgehed. John Mace. It's not masturbation if someone else does it to or "for" you. I'm pretty sure it would be a crime everywhere in the US except certain place in Nevada. Originally Posted by Machine Elf.

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Last edited by Qwertol; at This is one of the biggest reasons I think prostitution should be legal and safe and all that. Not that I'm saying Nurse masturbate patient paralyzed person will be ordering hookers by the truckload, but why shouldn't they be able to if they want to?

Hot bopbs Watch Eva longoria college nude Video Pornovideoss Jovencitas. Remember Me? Straight Dope Message Board. FAQ Calendar. Do nurses or doctors ever have to masturbate disabled or paralyzed people? I understand that when people can't for whatever reason take care of themselves, their caretakers have to feed them, bathe them, change them, wipe their butts, etc. In the case of professional caretakers, are they either legally obliged or prevented from taking care of their clients' sexual needs? I'm going to guess not, but does that mean that clients who aren't otherwise intimate with someone would go years Get to. Not have to. Think positive. Find all posts by picker. What a gr8 question! Sexual activity has proven cardiovascular benefit, as well as a general good feeling, endorphin release, and just plain feels good. I guess they have limited choice for partners but I'm sure there must be some kind of specialized healthcare worker out there who can provide release. Especially in men, there is real danger in lack of release: Cecil covered this syndrome of 'priests disease' here: Dunno the data on women, but in general, having sexual release is healthier than not having it. Sorry I can't provide a definite answer. Based on other life experiences, my instinct tells me that if some1 can think of the question, there are people out there to provide a service even legally. Damn good question. Horatio Hellpop. Every time I've been in a hospital and under a nurse's care I'm not disabled or paralyzed , I've had a catheter jammed up into my penis, so I never got to pursue the whole "sexy nurse" fantasy. Korea has very beautiful nurses, BTW, and very gnarly catheters. Machine Elf. Originally Posted by benbo1. I'm pretty sure I could lose my license for that. But I do wonder if they ever need to assist for sperm collection or testing of seminal fluid or something. My guess is a gloved finger up the rectum to stimulate the prostate would be the more professional technique, not an actual hand job. There are sex therapists, and some of them do engage in sexual activity with their clients, or they employ sex surrogates, but I'm not sure how legitimately they're viewed by, say, a nursing home or rehab center. I'm almost certain Medicare won't pay for it, even if you had a referral. I also don't know how they stay on the legal side of prostitution laws. More on sex therapists from a really weird message board: Last edited by WhyNot; at Find all posts by WhyNot. I would think that a guy would have enough wet dreams to keep the pipes clean. I've seen a video on youtube! Truly universal healthcare? Originally Posted by wedgehed. John Mace. It's not masturbation if someone else does it to or "for" you. I'm pretty sure it would be a crime everywhere in the US except certain place in Nevada. Originally Posted by Machine Elf. Last edited by Qwertol; at This is one of the biggest reasons I think prostitution should be legal and safe and all that. Not that I'm saying every paralyzed person will be ordering hookers by the truckload, but why shouldn't they be able to if they want to? Originally Posted by picker. Originally Posted by Qwertol. But you probably are sexually active or you do masturbate does masturbation counts as sexually active? I guess not, but it probably might depend on context Alley Dweller. Originally Posted by Anaamika. Originally Posted by Loach. Sometimes I'm happy to see that someone is in the same handbasket as me. Are wet dreams something that only happen if a man is not sexually active and here I mean "sexually active" in that the hardware gets a workout once in a while, with or without the help of another person? Slithy Tove. We'd just be encouraging lazy people to become paralyzed. Caregivers have gone to jail for such things. In a nursing home it would be considered abuse. I can recall reading Chuck Shepherd's report on News of the Weird about this issue. It's probably archived somewhere, so you can dig it up if you want the exacts, but I'll tell you what I can remember: Not sure how it turned out, all I read was the report that the lawsuit was filed. I believe the patients in this instance were mentally challenged adults living in a group home setting. Since her employer told her to do it, I assume they also told others to and some probably did, and maybe didn't mind or even enjoyed it. For every one person that complains about their job, I figure there are exponentially more that do it and don't care, so yes, I would conclude that caregivers are doing it, and many probably under orders from their employers. And I work in a nursing home, not as a nurse, caregiver or any other job that is 'hands on' with the patients, but I do recall overhearing a nurse being told that she must allow residents to possess sex toys or porn, and even assist in their procurement if the residents request them. The only stipulation was that the resident must draw their curtains when 'entertaining' themselves. I wondered how that would block out the sounds if a movie was being viewed in a double-occupancy room. Last edited by qualityleashdog; at Originally Posted by qualityleashdog. Originally Posted by picunurse. Inigo Montoya. We have a joke here in the office about our company's need to hire "Consortium Loss Mitigation Specialists. As far as paralyzed folks go, as I understand it if you can't move your arms, your nethers aren't gonna be working anyway. Originally Posted by WhyNot. Really Not All That Bright. Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya. It's a good way for single women to have a child. Well, what if you are a DEA agent recovering from gunshot wounds and your wife, who has basically supplanted all nursing help in your care while in the hospital, makes you a bet that might take you away from your important work collecting and examining rare minerals? What then? I think I've mentioned this before on here, but when I was about 12 my grandfather was in a nursing home following a stroke that had left him paralysed. I believe they said two or three words to each other. For once, I felt like the bad guy. At the end of the hall there was a small hidden corner that can only be seen into once you are very close to it. I turned into the corner there was an elderly man standing and facing me, and in front of him seated in a walker and facing away was an old lady giving him a blowjob. They get so much action and the old ladies will fight over the men since there are so few of them. Sexual acts were walked into often by caregivers. But we had a couple who got married. They asked if we could assist. The patient had hit the call button in the throes of passion. I walked in to his wife giving him a blowjob. However, this patient had a Foley catheter inserted, and the wife was working around it. I almost vomited. Bad feelings should not always be interpreted as deterrents. Unfortunately nothing that exciting. We made his gf put some clothes on, loaded him up with so much Fentanyl he didn't care about his arm anymore, had a quick gangbang then drove him to the hospital. Then the cycle repeated where the paramedics shoulders dislocated and they had to call more paramedics. I was playing JV basketball a couple years ago and a dude popped his shoulder out in the second quarter. He popped it back in and was playing again in 4th. I couldn't believe it. Most definitely was not. And it probably depends on the person too. One of my teammates had bad shoulders and would dislocate almost once a season, he'd be out for weeks at a time. Whenever it happened he'd just scream out and drop. It was awful to see. Whereas I used to be friends with a girl who has issues with her shoulders that mean simply raising her arms above her head could dislocate them, she's had surgery etc to try fix it. She was a life saver and constantly doing thing that would put her at risk, be in hospital at least once a month for doing something dumb and dislocating her shoulder. She basically dumped guys because they didn't drop work everytime she did that to sit the two hours in the er. She would blast friends and that for not stopping once or twice a month as a group to rush to her aid for literally two hours because she refused to manage her condition. She would the whole time in hospital be taking selfies and putting them on facebook, not one either. At least feel so sorry for poor me pictures. Now she has a child, funnily enough she's not posted any hospital selfies involving her shoulder in almost a year. The first time I dislocated my shoulder, it popped back in within ten minutes and I wasp laying football again. The second time I dislocated it two days later, my schools trainers couldn't relocate it so I had to go to the hospital and get put under to put it back in place. The other three dislocations kind of popped back in with a little help. Shit you not I'm in bed awake first night after a shoulder arthrooscopy to repair a tear that was due to a dislocation. I wish it was the result of getting cuffed in bed. Some guys have all the luck. Emt here, on a transport shift we had a psych pt furioisly mastubrating on his way to Ancora. Guess he figured my partner was attractive enough. I am a nursing assistant. A young female patient had asked to take a shower so I got her all set up and told her to call me when she was done because I needed to make sure she got reattached to her IV. Well, it's been about an hour and I still haven't heard her call, so I knock on her door and get no reply. I freak out thinking she's in trouble and enter I walk in to see that her husband is in the shower with her. She is bent over taking it in the ass while her three year old son is standing outside the bathroom watching. Of all the many and varied ways I have heard that joke -- this is the first time I laughed out loud at the punch line. Who knew this set up was years in the making to finally be funny? Up vote for you! Trickle-down economics karma is pissing fucking on the middle class a girl in the middle of her ass. I'm a tech, not a nurse or physician, but I was working the pulmonary floor at my last hospital a few years ago when a call light went off. I responded, but it wasn't an intentional call light. The patient had hit the call button in the throes of passion. I walked in to his wife giving him a blow job. It wouldn't have really been a big deal, other than sex in a hospital is just begging to get some really fucked up infections. However, this patient had a foley catheter inserted, and the wife was working around it. I almost vomited. You would have retrograde ejaculation. This means the semen would travel backwards into the bladder since it can't get through the the urethra. Then it would go out of the catheter which is in the bladder. I would think it would allow some into the bladder and some may leak out around the tube if there is even enough force to get past the tubing. A Foley goes right in to the bladder where 10cc of water blows up a balloon about the size of a gumball so it cant slide out. I was going to say cant be pulled out This morning, if you'd asked me what I thought the chances were that I'd read that sentence today, I would have said they were next to nothing. Even if I found a reference to a bloody gaping urethra, there's obviously no way that sentence would end with "lol". You don't know any nurses then haha were a little different. Gotta find humour in shitty situations. No pun intended. Not to be one of those intenret people but that was like the introduction to 'gross things the human body does. I feel like I'm turning into a vietnam veteran "you wouldn't believe the shit i've seen bro you wouldn't" lol. Please stop. I have a foley in right now in hospital, not a kink thing. Everything inside just shuddered at the idea of the catheter being pulled out without being deflated. You would just ejaculate into the catheter bag. Very convenient for the wife actually. No pressure to swallow. Wouldn't the gentlemans relish force its way out the penis as the catheter is in the bladder? Hmm, you make a good point. I guess it would leak around the sides. She truly is wife of the year How would it make it into the bag? Unless it goes backwards into the bladder and then leaks into the bag from there Oh god. I'm currently in a hospital bed with a foley in place. Everything hurt just thinking about the mechanics. All the notes. I'm a nurses Aide as well. My boyfriend has no clue about the medical field, so when I had to explain to him what a catheter was when I was telling a tale about work he went from curious to crossing his legs uncomfortably to completely skeeved out. I was being too careful and couldn't get the penis in the right spot, and the gentleman says "Miss. I'm fine. I haven't felt anything in my nethers in near 20 years". Then there's the guys where we have to press on the scrotum to make the penis pop out like a pimple, then place the catheter, and watch it recede My male coworkers dread getting old. I'm not surprised that some hospitals are orgies. I think it may be the scrubs Walking into a roomfull of nurses wearing scrubs bending over to grab this or that is the best thing I've witnessed in a while. Sucks the guy we were bringing in didn't make it though. I wish I had your luck.. I had a scrotal ultrasound done by someone who looked like my appx 68yr old elementary school lunch lady. They have sex in hospitals in greys anatomy? I thought it was a docter drama show..

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I guess not, but it probably might depend on context Alley Dweller. Originally Posted by Anaamika. Originally Posted by Nurse masturbate patient. Sometimes I'm happy to see that someone is in the same handbasket as me. Are wet dreams something that only happen if a man is not sexually active and here I mean "sexually active" in that the hardware gets Nurse masturbate patient workout once in a while, with or without the help of another person?

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Slithy Tove. We'd just be encouraging lazy people to become paralyzed. Caregivers have gone to jail for such things.

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In a nursing home it would be considered abuse. I can recall reading Chuck Shepherd's report on News of the Weird about this issue. It's probably archived somewhere, so Nurse masturbate patient can dig it up if you want the exacts, but I'll tell you what I can remember: Nurse masturbate patient sure how it turned out, all I read was the report that the lawsuit was filed. I believe the patients in this instance were mentally challenged adults living in a group home setting.

Since her employer told her to do it, I Nurse masturbate patient they also told others to and some probably did, and maybe didn't mind or even enjoyed it. For every one person that complains about their job, I figure there are exponentially more that do it and don't care, so yes, I would conclude that caregivers are doing it, and many probably under orders from their employers.

Nurse masturbate patient And I work in a nursing home, not as a nurse, caregiver or any other job that is 'hands on' with the patients, but I do recall Nurse masturbate patient a nurse being told that she must allow residents to possess sex toys or porn, and even assist in their procurement if the residents request them. The only stipulation was that the resident must draw their curtains when 'entertaining' themselves.

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Freechubbysex Watch Home made wife sex video Video Pornstars Hungaras. Then there's the guys where we have to press on the scrotum to make the penis pop out like a pimple, then place the catheter, and watch it recede My male coworkers dread getting old. I'm not surprised that some hospitals are orgies. I think it may be the scrubs Walking into a roomfull of nurses wearing scrubs bending over to grab this or that is the best thing I've witnessed in a while. Sucks the guy we were bringing in didn't make it though. I wish I had your luck.. I had a scrotal ultrasound done by someone who looked like my appx 68yr old elementary school lunch lady. They have sex in hospitals in greys anatomy? I thought it was a docter drama show. Like house, but with much and much more drama. I know, but how much sex? I've never really watched a lot greys anatomy. Like if you had to scale it from 1 to I actually love Grey's Anatomy- but it is pretty dramatic. As for sex in the hospital It happens at least a few times a season, sometimes more. Usually in on call rooms at least. Sex is a great stress reliever. You guys work in a very stressful field, it honestly doesn't surprise me. Why on that edit? If it gets stuck, they're already there. They don't even need to go through the awkward triage conversation. Amazingly no one there has learned to lock the door. Maybe its an invitation. You should be grateful OP cuz i dont get invited to anything. Okay, I'm a student nurse. I have a job as a nurse assistant where I sometimes have to spend the entire shift looking after a patient, one on one. This is often due to behavioural problems. So this one day I'm looking after a one on one patient, and he's wanting to go to the toilet. His mobility isn't great, but with my help we get there. There we are, standing in front of the toilet me behind him, just supporting him a little in case he loses his balance when he starts masturbating. Right in front of me. I had to give him a stern explanation that that kind of behaviour is not appropriate in front of other people. We had a guy who needed a safety monitor for the five or so days he was in the hospital. He was about 60 and had fried his brain by self medicating on ativan for too many years. I'm an aide, and most of the aides on my floor are female and ages I sat with him on his first day, and other than being extremely antsy and a fall risk due to vertigo he was OK. On day three I notice about an hour in that my coworker is not in the room with him, but standing at the door looking uncomfortable. He'd apparently been talking about how he "needed a release" and hinting at this poor girl helping him along. We had to call in a male nurse from another floor to sit with him and keep the guy from 'releasing'. When the next shift came in we assigned the only male Aide as the safety monitor, and as a joke we gave him some lotion and a tissue box before he went in. He was not amused. Had a younger female patient early twenties in for abdominal pain. Went to go check on her and she was leaning over the sidewall given her elderly boyfriend over seventy a blow job. She was facing away and he was not looking at the door so I left and came back in make a lot more noise and much slower. Shit and exposed bone Around 3am all was fairly quiet so i went to do rounds walking in rooms making sure people didnt die. As im nearing the end of the hallway i hear moaning and squeaking. I go in the room and a very naked young lady was bent over the bed with th patient behind her. He said "im almost done" and puts his finger up. I told the young lady to put on her clothes and go home. The man was in the hospital for MRSA in a place that was rubbing up against her rear end. A doctor I know sucked another doctor's dick at a wine and cheese. They were caught and it was a big deal. Had a homeless man who was in a manic state admitted to my unit. He was a 1: He would masturbate under the covers while being explicit to the sitters mostly all women. It got to the point where we only put men in there with him, but we would still have to relieve them for breaks. We sat further than we were supposed to, but you could tell what he was doing. The last time I sat there, he told me he liked to pee on himself and that he hopes I did too because it's warm. I did a rotation on a psychiatric unit. Two patients were admitted with schizophrenia and acute psychosis related to drugs, I believe. The male patient requested to visit another unit, and policy allows this if there are activities available, and if they have good behavior. When the male patient saw a female patient he was interested in, he walked over to her. I believe they said two or three words to each other. Immediately, they both ripped off their clothes as quickly as possible and tried to "get to it. Aw man. They found love at first sight and you guys couldn't just let them be! This could've been a Disney romance right here! Not to mention long as fuck hours with probably little time to go out and social and find someone to get it on with? No, speaking as a 4th year med student, ACGME hour restrictions make sure residents have enough free time. They just keep bitching about it because why not? But there's more than enough time in residency assuming they follow guidelines to work and have a decent social life. Haha, dude, you have so much time to learn how wrong you are about free time in residency I used to work in a home for people with brain injuries. There was one young man that was hilarious. He was really redneck and spoke with a very thick southern accent he would only say a few words at a time. He needed a shower one day so as I was helping him I let him hold the handheld shower head. He put it on his dick and started giggling. I saw it and said "nooooo Bubby! Jesus is watching! He did it a couple more times and I kept telling him that Jesus didn't want to see him jerking it in the shower. Another guy was autistic and was around 20 years old. He had just learned to masturbate and he loved high pitch sounds like screaming and whistling. There was an alarm on his window that would sound when he opened it since he had a history of escaping. He would open his window and masturbate to the sound late at night. Originally Posted by Anaamika. Originally Posted by Loach. Sometimes I'm happy to see that someone is in the same handbasket as me. Are wet dreams something that only happen if a man is not sexually active and here I mean "sexually active" in that the hardware gets a workout once in a while, with or without the help of another person? Slithy Tove. We'd just be encouraging lazy people to become paralyzed. Caregivers have gone to jail for such things. In a nursing home it would be considered abuse. I can recall reading Chuck Shepherd's report on News of the Weird about this issue. It's probably archived somewhere, so you can dig it up if you want the exacts, but I'll tell you what I can remember: Not sure how it turned out, all I read was the report that the lawsuit was filed. I believe the patients in this instance were mentally challenged adults living in a group home setting. Since her employer told her to do it, I assume they also told others to and some probably did, and maybe didn't mind or even enjoyed it. For every one person that complains about their job, I figure there are exponentially more that do it and don't care, so yes, I would conclude that caregivers are doing it, and many probably under orders from their employers. And I work in a nursing home, not as a nurse, caregiver or any other job that is 'hands on' with the patients, but I do recall overhearing a nurse being told that she must allow residents to possess sex toys or porn, and even assist in their procurement if the residents request them. The only stipulation was that the resident must draw their curtains when 'entertaining' themselves. I wondered how that would block out the sounds if a movie was being viewed in a double-occupancy room. Last edited by qualityleashdog; at Originally Posted by qualityleashdog. Originally Posted by picunurse. Inigo Montoya. We have a joke here in the office about our company's need to hire "Consortium Loss Mitigation Specialists. As far as paralyzed folks go, as I understand it if you can't move your arms, your nethers aren't gonna be working anyway. Originally Posted by WhyNot. Really Not All That Bright. Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya. It's a good way for single women to have a child. Well, what if you are a DEA agent recovering from gunshot wounds and your wife, who has basically supplanted all nursing help in your care while in the hospital, makes you a bet that might take you away from your important work collecting and examining rare minerals? What then? I think I've mentioned this before on here, but when I was about 12 my grandfather was in a nursing home following a stroke that had left him paralysed. I distinctly remember seeing empty condom packaging in the waste basket in his room, and thinking that was a little But I don't know whether they were really taking care of Grandpa. If so then more power to their elbow, I guess Originally Posted by Colophon. If so then more power to their elbow, I guess. There are sex workers who specialise in disabled people. The new film The Sessions is also about this, in fact I wouldn't mind betting it was inspired by the above documentary. Originally Posted by sitchensis. I don't want to search for it, but I have heard of rectal vibrators being used for men with paralysis from spinal injuries. Leo Bloom. Originally Posted by alphaboi It's also possible to retrieve viable semen from the testes of recently deceased males. Tim T-Bonham. Originally Posted by Alley Dweller. Originally Posted by t-bonham scc. In most US states, the prostitution laws say something like "whether for a consideration or no", which means whether paid or not, it's illegal. Wait a sec Would your 12 year old self have known the difference? Prohibiting prostitution, etc. Originally Posted by Ambivalid. Um, if nobody is getting paid, ain't no prostitutin' going down. Originally Posted by Bricker. Last edited by Ambivalid; at What is "it's equivalent"? Is "lust" the equivalent of money? Is "pity"? Originally Posted by John Mace. The three dictionaries cited in the following link disagree with you. One could have a condition involving loss of voluntary motor control without loss of sensory response. For men, if the prostate becomes a problem, surgery can take care of it. If we can fix the issue, preventative measures are not acceptable if they might offend someone's sensibilities. Reasonable and Customary is hard to determine. All times are GMT The time now is About Us "Nam ad partem tibique suscipit, ut duis etiam integre usu. ST's vBulletin 3 Responsive Styles Our newly refreshed styles in , brings the old vb3 to the new level, responsive and modern feel. Contact Us Straight Dope Homepage. Straight Dope Message Board Join us now! Mark Forums Read. Page 1 of 6. Thread Tools. Reply Member. Join Date: Jul Posts: Find all posts by Reply. Sep Location: Auburn, CA Posts: May Posts: Find all posts by benbo1. Horatio Hellpop Guest. At the end of the hall there was a small hidden corner that can only be seen into once you are very close to it. I turned into the corner there was an elderly man standing and facing me, and in front of him seated in a walker and facing away was an old lady giving him a blowjob. They get so much action and the old ladies will fight over the men since there are so few of them. Sexual acts were walked into often by caregivers. But we had a couple who got married. They asked if we could assist. The patient had hit the call button in the throes of passion. I walked in to his wife giving him a blowjob. However, this patient had a Foley catheter inserted, and the wife was working around it. I almost vomited. Bad feelings should not always be interpreted as deterrents. They are also indicators that you are doing something frightening and worthwhile. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday..

Originally Posted by picunurse. Inigo Montoya. We have a joke here in the office about our company's need to hire "Consortium Click to see more Mitigation Specialists.

As far as paralyzed folks go, as I understand it if you can't move your arms, your nethers aren't gonna be working anyway. Originally Posted by WhyNot. Really Not All That Bright. Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya. It's a good way for single women to have a child.

Well, what if you are a DEA agent recovering from gunshot wounds and your wife, who has basically supplanted all nursing help Nurse masturbate patient your care while in the hospital, makes you a bet that might take you away from your important work collecting and examining rare minerals?

What then? I think I've mentioned this before on here, but when I was about 12 my grandfather was in a nursing home following a stroke Nurse masturbate patient had left him paralysed. I distinctly remember Nurse masturbate patient empty condom packaging in the waste basket in his room, and thinking that was Nurse masturbate patient little But I don't know whether they were really taking care of Grandpa.

If so then more power to their elbow, I guess Originally Posted by Colophon. If so then more power to their elbow, I guess. There are sex workers who specialise in disabled people. The new film The Sessions is also about this, in fact I wouldn't mind betting it was inspired by the above documentary. Originally Posted by sitchensis. I don't want to search for it, but I have heard of rectal vibrators being used for men with paralysis from spinal injuries.

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Originally Posted by alphaboi It's also possible to retrieve viable semen from the testes of recently deceased males. Tim T-Bonham. Originally Posted by Alley Dweller. Originally Posted by t-bonham scc.

In most US states, the prostitution laws say Nurse masturbate patient like "whether for a consideration or no", which means whether paid or not, it's illegal.

Wait Nurse masturbate patient sec Would your 12 year source self have known the difference? Prohibiting prostitution, etc. Originally Posted by Ambivalid.

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Um, if nobody is getting paid, ain't no prostitutin' going down. It got to the point where we only put men in there with him, but we would still have to relieve them for Nurse masturbate patient.

We sat further than we were supposed to, but you could tell what he was doing.

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Two patients were admitted with schizophrenia and acute psychosis related to drugs, I believe. The male patient Nurse masturbate patient to visit another unit, and policy allows this if there are activities available, and if they have good behavior. When the male patient saw a female patient he was interested in, he walked over to her. I believe they Nurse masturbate patient two or three words to each other. For once, I felt like the bad guy.

At the end of the hall there was a small hidden corner that can only be seen into once you are very close to it.

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I turned into the corner there was an elderly man standing and facing me, and in front of him seated in a walker and facing away was an Nurse masturbate patient lady giving him a blowjob. They get so much action and the old ladies will fight over the men since there are so few of them. Sexual acts were walked into often by caregivers. But we had a couple who got married. They asked if we could assist.

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I'm Nurse masturbate patient tech, not a nurse or physician, but I was working the pulmonary floor at my last hospital a few years ago when Nurse masturbate patient call light went off. I responded, but it wasn't an intentional call light.

The patient had hit the call button in the throes of passion. I walked in to his wife giving him a blow job.

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It wouldn't have really been a big deal, other than sex in a hospital is just begging to get some really fucked up infections. However, this patient had a foley catheter inserted, and the wife was working around it.

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You would have retrograde ejaculation. This means the semen would travel backwards into the bladder since it can't get through the the urethra. Then it Nurse masturbate patient go out of the catheter which is in the bladder.

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I would think it would allow some into Nurse masturbate patient bladder and some may leak out around the tube if there is even enough force to get click the tubing. A Foley goes right in to the bladder where 10cc of water blows up a balloon about the size of a gumball so it cant slide out. I was going to say cant be pulled out This morning, if you'd asked me what I thought the chances were that I'd read that sentence today, I would have said they were next to nothing.

Even if I found a reference to a bloody gaping urethra, there's obviously no way that sentence would end with "lol". Nurse masturbate patient

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You don't know any nurses then haha were a little different. Gotta find humour in shitty situations. No pun intended.

Not to be one of those intenret people but that was like the introduction to 'gross things the human body does. I feel like I'm turning into a vietnam veteran Nurse masturbate patient wouldn't believe the shit i've Nurse masturbate patient bro you wouldn't" lol. Please stop. I have a foley in right now in hospital, not a kink thing. Everything inside just shuddered at read article idea of the catheter being pulled out without being deflated.

You would just ejaculate into the catheter bag. Very convenient for the wife actually. No pressure to swallow. Wouldn't the gentlemans relish force its way out the penis as the catheter is in the bladder? Hmm, you make a good point. I guess it would leak around the sides. She truly is wife of the year How would it make it into the bag?

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Florida Posts: It got to the point where we only put men in there with him, but we would still have to relieve them for breaks. We sat further than we were supposed to, but you could tell what he was doing. Two patients were admitted with schizophrenia and acute psychosis related to drugs, I believe. The male patient requested to visit another unit, and policy allows this if there are activities available, and if they have good behavior. When the male patient saw a female patient he was interested in, he walked over to her. I believe they said two or three words to each other. For once, I felt like the bad guy. At the end of the hall there was a small hidden corner that can only be seen into once you are very close to it. I turned into the corner there was an elderly man standing and facing me, and in front of him seated in a walker and facing away was an old lady giving him a blowjob. They get so much action and the old ladies will fight over the men since there are so few of them. Sexual acts were walked into often by caregivers. But we had a couple who got married. They asked if we could assist. My boyfriend has no clue about the medical field, so when I had to explain to him what a catheter was when I was telling a tale about work he went from curious to crossing his legs uncomfortably to completely skeeved out. I was being too careful and couldn't get the penis in the right spot, and the gentleman says "Miss. I'm fine. I haven't felt anything in my nethers in near 20 years". Then there's the guys where we have to press on the scrotum to make the penis pop out like a pimple, then place the catheter, and watch it recede My male coworkers dread getting old. I'm not surprised that some hospitals are orgies. I think it may be the scrubs Walking into a roomfull of nurses wearing scrubs bending over to grab this or that is the best thing I've witnessed in a while. Sucks the guy we were bringing in didn't make it though. I wish I had your luck.. I had a scrotal ultrasound done by someone who looked like my appx 68yr old elementary school lunch lady. They have sex in hospitals in greys anatomy? I thought it was a docter drama show. Like house, but with much and much more drama. I know, but how much sex? I've never really watched a lot greys anatomy. Like if you had to scale it from 1 to I actually love Grey's Anatomy- but it is pretty dramatic. As for sex in the hospital It happens at least a few times a season, sometimes more. Usually in on call rooms at least. Sex is a great stress reliever. You guys work in a very stressful field, it honestly doesn't surprise me. Why on that edit? If it gets stuck, they're already there. They don't even need to go through the awkward triage conversation. Amazingly no one there has learned to lock the door. Maybe its an invitation. You should be grateful OP cuz i dont get invited to anything. Okay, I'm a student nurse. I have a job as a nurse assistant where I sometimes have to spend the entire shift looking after a patient, one on one. This is often due to behavioural problems. So this one day I'm looking after a one on one patient, and he's wanting to go to the toilet. His mobility isn't great, but with my help we get there. There we are, standing in front of the toilet me behind him, just supporting him a little in case he loses his balance when he starts masturbating. Right in front of me. I had to give him a stern explanation that that kind of behaviour is not appropriate in front of other people. We had a guy who needed a safety monitor for the five or so days he was in the hospital. He was about 60 and had fried his brain by self medicating on ativan for too many years. I'm an aide, and most of the aides on my floor are female and ages I sat with him on his first day, and other than being extremely antsy and a fall risk due to vertigo he was OK. On day three I notice about an hour in that my coworker is not in the room with him, but standing at the door looking uncomfortable. He'd apparently been talking about how he "needed a release" and hinting at this poor girl helping him along. We had to call in a male nurse from another floor to sit with him and keep the guy from 'releasing'. When the next shift came in we assigned the only male Aide as the safety monitor, and as a joke we gave him some lotion and a tissue box before he went in. He was not amused. Had a younger female patient early twenties in for abdominal pain. Went to go check on her and she was leaning over the sidewall given her elderly boyfriend over seventy a blow job. She was facing away and he was not looking at the door so I left and came back in make a lot more noise and much slower. Shit and exposed bone Around 3am all was fairly quiet so i went to do rounds walking in rooms making sure people didnt die. As im nearing the end of the hallway i hear moaning and squeaking. I go in the room and a very naked young lady was bent over the bed with th patient behind her. He said "im almost done" and puts his finger up. I told the young lady to put on her clothes and go home. The man was in the hospital for MRSA in a place that was rubbing up against her rear end. A doctor I know sucked another doctor's dick at a wine and cheese. They were caught and it was a big deal. Had a homeless man who was in a manic state admitted to my unit. He was a 1: He would masturbate under the covers while being explicit to the sitters mostly all women. It got to the point where we only put men in there with him, but we would still have to relieve them for breaks. We sat further than we were supposed to, but you could tell what he was doing. The last time I sat there, he told me he liked to pee on himself and that he hopes I did too because it's warm. I did a rotation on a psychiatric unit. Two patients were admitted with schizophrenia and acute psychosis related to drugs, I believe. The male patient requested to visit another unit, and policy allows this if there are activities available, and if they have good behavior. When the male patient saw a female patient he was interested in, he walked over to her. I believe they said two or three words to each other. Immediately, they both ripped off their clothes as quickly as possible and tried to "get to it. Aw man. They found love at first sight and you guys couldn't just let them be! This could've been a Disney romance right here! Not to mention long as fuck hours with probably little time to go out and social and find someone to get it on with? No, speaking as a 4th year med student, ACGME hour restrictions make sure residents have enough free time. They just keep bitching about it because why not? But there's more than enough time in residency assuming they follow guidelines to work and have a decent social life. Haha, dude, you have so much time to learn how wrong you are about free time in residency I used to work in a home for people with brain injuries. There was one young man that was hilarious. He was really redneck and spoke with a very thick southern accent he would only say a few words at a time. He needed a shower one day so as I was helping him I let him hold the handheld shower head. He put it on his dick and started giggling. I saw it and said "nooooo Bubby! Jesus is watching! He did it a couple more times and I kept telling him that Jesus didn't want to see him jerking it in the shower..

Unless it goes backwards into the bladder and then leaks into the bag from there Oh god. I'm currently in a hospital bed with a foley in place.

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Everything hurt just thinking about the mechanics. All the notes. I'm a nurses Aide as well. My boyfriend has no clue about the medical field, so when I had to explain Nurse masturbate patient him what a catheter was when I was telling a tale about work he went from curious to crossing his legs uncomfortably Nurse masturbate patient completely skeeved out. I was being too careful and couldn't get the penis in the right spot, and the gentleman says "Miss.

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Find all posts by alphaboi Leo Bloom Member. Jun Location: Here Posts: Find all posts by Leo Bloom. She is bent over taking it in the ass while her three-year-old son is standing outside the bathroom watching. I have a job as a nurse assistant where I sometimes have to spend the entire shift looking after a patient, one on one. This is often due to behavioral problems. There we are, standing in front of the toilet me behind him, just supporting him a little in case he loses his balance when he starts masturbating. Right in front of me. They were caught and it was a big deal. He was a 1: He would masturbate under the covers while being explicit to the sitters mostly all women. It got to the point where we only put men in there with him, but we would still have to relieve them for breaks. We sat further than we were supposed to, but you could tell what he was doing. Two patients were admitted with schizophrenia and acute psychosis related to drugs, I believe. The male patient requested to visit another unit, and policy allows this if there are activities available, and if they have good behavior. When the male patient saw a female patient he was interested in, he walked over to her. Like house, but with much and much more drama. I know, but how much sex? I've never really watched a lot greys anatomy. Like if you had to scale it from 1 to I actually love Grey's Anatomy- but it is pretty dramatic. As for sex in the hospital It happens at least a few times a season, sometimes more. Usually in on call rooms at least. Sex is a great stress reliever. You guys work in a very stressful field, it honestly doesn't surprise me. Why on that edit? If it gets stuck, they're already there. They don't even need to go through the awkward triage conversation. Amazingly no one there has learned to lock the door. Maybe its an invitation. You should be grateful OP cuz i dont get invited to anything. Okay, I'm a student nurse. I have a job as a nurse assistant where I sometimes have to spend the entire shift looking after a patient, one on one. This is often due to behavioural problems. So this one day I'm looking after a one on one patient, and he's wanting to go to the toilet. His mobility isn't great, but with my help we get there. There we are, standing in front of the toilet me behind him, just supporting him a little in case he loses his balance when he starts masturbating. Right in front of me. I had to give him a stern explanation that that kind of behaviour is not appropriate in front of other people. We had a guy who needed a safety monitor for the five or so days he was in the hospital. He was about 60 and had fried his brain by self medicating on ativan for too many years. I'm an aide, and most of the aides on my floor are female and ages I sat with him on his first day, and other than being extremely antsy and a fall risk due to vertigo he was OK. On day three I notice about an hour in that my coworker is not in the room with him, but standing at the door looking uncomfortable. He'd apparently been talking about how he "needed a release" and hinting at this poor girl helping him along. We had to call in a male nurse from another floor to sit with him and keep the guy from 'releasing'. When the next shift came in we assigned the only male Aide as the safety monitor, and as a joke we gave him some lotion and a tissue box before he went in. He was not amused. Had a younger female patient early twenties in for abdominal pain. Went to go check on her and she was leaning over the sidewall given her elderly boyfriend over seventy a blow job. She was facing away and he was not looking at the door so I left and came back in make a lot more noise and much slower. Shit and exposed bone Around 3am all was fairly quiet so i went to do rounds walking in rooms making sure people didnt die. As im nearing the end of the hallway i hear moaning and squeaking. I go in the room and a very naked young lady was bent over the bed with th patient behind her. He said "im almost done" and puts his finger up. I told the young lady to put on her clothes and go home. The man was in the hospital for MRSA in a place that was rubbing up against her rear end. A doctor I know sucked another doctor's dick at a wine and cheese. They were caught and it was a big deal. Had a homeless man who was in a manic state admitted to my unit. He was a 1: He would masturbate under the covers while being explicit to the sitters mostly all women. It got to the point where we only put men in there with him, but we would still have to relieve them for breaks. We sat further than we were supposed to, but you could tell what he was doing. The last time I sat there, he told me he liked to pee on himself and that he hopes I did too because it's warm. I did a rotation on a psychiatric unit. Two patients were admitted with schizophrenia and acute psychosis related to drugs, I believe. The male patient requested to visit another unit, and policy allows this if there are activities available, and if they have good behavior. When the male patient saw a female patient he was interested in, he walked over to her. I believe they said two or three words to each other. Immediately, they both ripped off their clothes as quickly as possible and tried to "get to it. Aw man. They found love at first sight and you guys couldn't just let them be! This could've been a Disney romance right here! Not to mention long as fuck hours with probably little time to go out and social and find someone to get it on with? No, speaking as a 4th year med student, ACGME hour restrictions make sure residents have enough free time. They just keep bitching about it because why not? But there's more than enough time in residency assuming they follow guidelines to work and have a decent social life. Haha, dude, you have so much time to learn how wrong you are about free time in residency I used to work in a home for people with brain injuries. There was one young man that was hilarious. He was really redneck and spoke with a very thick southern accent he would only say a few words at a time. He needed a shower one day so as I was helping him I let him hold the handheld shower head. He put it on his dick and started giggling. I saw it and said "nooooo Bubby! Jesus is watching! He did it a couple more times and I kept telling him that Jesus didn't want to see him jerking it in the shower. Another guy was autistic and was around 20 years old. He had just learned to masturbate and he loved high pitch sounds like screaming and whistling. There was an alarm on his window that would sound when he opened it since he had a history of escaping. He would open his window and masturbate to the sound late at night. Since the alarm was loud people in the neighborhood would come over to see and I guess the guy liked the attention because he didn't stop masturbating in front of his window. He also had a toy firetruck that make siren noises he liked. He would take it to the bathroom and masturbate to that as well. We got along fine, he understood what I said but he couldn't speak back. One night he was being a terror, pulling food out and throwing it on the floor, playing in the toilet, and drawing on the walls. I told him "I'm going to take your truck and lock it up until you behave" he thought I was bluffing so I took it and locked it in the closet. He sat on the couch with his arms crossed and looked so pissed at me. He looked so grumpy I couldn't keep a straight face so I just let him have it back. After that he was nice though. I never had to lock his girlfriend up again..

I'm Nurse masturbate patient. I haven't felt anything in my nethers in near 20 years". Then there's the guys where we have to press on the scrotum to make the penis pop out like a pimple, then place the catheter, and watch it recede My male coworkers dread getting old. I'm not surprised See more some hospitals are orgies.

I think it may be the scrubs Walking into a roomfull of nurses wearing scrubs bending over to grab this or that is the best thing I've witnessed in a while. Sucks the guy we were bringing in didn't make it though. I wish I had your luck. I had a scrotal ultrasound done by someone who looked like my appx 68yr old elementary school lunch lady. They have sex in hospitals in greys anatomy? I thought it was a docter drama show. Nurse masturbate patient house, but with much and much more drama.

Nurse masturbate patient know, but how much sex? I've never really watched a lot greys anatomy. Like if you had to scale it from 1 to I actually love Grey's Anatomy- but it is pretty dramatic.

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As for sex in the hospital It happens at Nurse masturbate patient a few times a season, sometimes more. Usually in on call rooms at least. Sex is Nurse masturbate patient great stress reliever. You guys work in a very stressful field, it honestly doesn't surprise me. Why on that edit? If it gets stuck, they're already there.

They don't even need to go through the awkward triage conversation. Amazingly no one there has learned to lock the door. Maybe its an invitation. You should be grateful OP cuz i dont get invited to anything.

Okay, I'm a student nurse. I have a job as a nurse assistant where I sometimes have to spend the Nurse masturbate patient shift looking after a patient, one on one.

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This is often due to behavioural problems. So this one day I'm looking after a one on one patient, and he's wanting to go to the toilet. His mobility isn't great, but with my help we get there. There we are, standing in front Nurse masturbate patient the Nurse masturbate patient me behind him, just supporting him a little in case he loses his balance when he starts masturbating.

clit photo Watch Sexy big tit girls naked Video Naked beachgirls. Hmm, you make a good point. I guess it would leak around the sides. She truly is wife of the year How would it make it into the bag? Unless it goes backwards into the bladder and then leaks into the bag from there Oh god. I'm currently in a hospital bed with a foley in place. Everything hurt just thinking about the mechanics. All the notes. I'm a nurses Aide as well. My boyfriend has no clue about the medical field, so when I had to explain to him what a catheter was when I was telling a tale about work he went from curious to crossing his legs uncomfortably to completely skeeved out. I was being too careful and couldn't get the penis in the right spot, and the gentleman says "Miss. I'm fine. I haven't felt anything in my nethers in near 20 years". Then there's the guys where we have to press on the scrotum to make the penis pop out like a pimple, then place the catheter, and watch it recede My male coworkers dread getting old. I'm not surprised that some hospitals are orgies. I think it may be the scrubs Walking into a roomfull of nurses wearing scrubs bending over to grab this or that is the best thing I've witnessed in a while. Sucks the guy we were bringing in didn't make it though. I wish I had your luck.. I had a scrotal ultrasound done by someone who looked like my appx 68yr old elementary school lunch lady. They have sex in hospitals in greys anatomy? I thought it was a docter drama show. Like house, but with much and much more drama. I know, but how much sex? I've never really watched a lot greys anatomy. Like if you had to scale it from 1 to I actually love Grey's Anatomy- but it is pretty dramatic. As for sex in the hospital It happens at least a few times a season, sometimes more. Usually in on call rooms at least. Sex is a great stress reliever. You guys work in a very stressful field, it honestly doesn't surprise me. Why on that edit? If it gets stuck, they're already there. They don't even need to go through the awkward triage conversation. Amazingly no one there has learned to lock the door. Maybe its an invitation. You should be grateful OP cuz i dont get invited to anything. Okay, I'm a student nurse. I have a job as a nurse assistant where I sometimes have to spend the entire shift looking after a patient, one on one. This is often due to behavioural problems. So this one day I'm looking after a one on one patient, and he's wanting to go to the toilet. His mobility isn't great, but with my help we get there. There we are, standing in front of the toilet me behind him, just supporting him a little in case he loses his balance when he starts masturbating. Right in front of me. I had to give him a stern explanation that that kind of behaviour is not appropriate in front of other people. We had a guy who needed a safety monitor for the five or so days he was in the hospital. He was about 60 and had fried his brain by self medicating on ativan for too many years. I'm an aide, and most of the aides on my floor are female and ages I sat with him on his first day, and other than being extremely antsy and a fall risk due to vertigo he was OK. On day three I notice about an hour in that my coworker is not in the room with him, but standing at the door looking uncomfortable. He'd apparently been talking about how he "needed a release" and hinting at this poor girl helping him along. We had to call in a male nurse from another floor to sit with him and keep the guy from 'releasing'. When the next shift came in we assigned the only male Aide as the safety monitor, and as a joke we gave him some lotion and a tissue box before he went in. He was not amused. Had a younger female patient early twenties in for abdominal pain. Went to go check on her and she was leaning over the sidewall given her elderly boyfriend over seventy a blow job. She was facing away and he was not looking at the door so I left and came back in make a lot more noise and much slower. Shit and exposed bone Around 3am all was fairly quiet so i went to do rounds walking in rooms making sure people didnt die. As im nearing the end of the hallway i hear moaning and squeaking. I go in the room and a very naked young lady was bent over the bed with th patient behind her. He said "im almost done" and puts his finger up. I told the young lady to put on her clothes and go home. The man was in the hospital for MRSA in a place that was rubbing up against her rear end. A doctor I know sucked another doctor's dick at a wine and cheese. They were caught and it was a big deal. Had a homeless man who was in a manic state admitted to my unit. He was a 1: He would masturbate under the covers while being explicit to the sitters mostly all women. It got to the point where we only put men in there with him, but we would still have to relieve them for breaks. We sat further than we were supposed to, but you could tell what he was doing. The last time I sat there, he told me he liked to pee on himself and that he hopes I did too because it's warm. I did a rotation on a psychiatric unit. Two patients were admitted with schizophrenia and acute psychosis related to drugs, I believe. The male patient requested to visit another unit, and policy allows this if there are activities available, and if they have good behavior. When the male patient saw a female patient he was interested in, he walked over to her. I believe they said two or three words to each other. Immediately, they both ripped off their clothes as quickly as possible and tried to "get to it. Aw man. They found love at first sight and you guys couldn't just let them be! This could've been a Disney romance right here! Not to mention long as fuck hours with probably little time to go out and social and find someone to get it on with? No, speaking as a 4th year med student, ACGME hour restrictions make sure residents have enough free time. They just keep bitching about it because why not? If so then more power to their elbow, I guess. There are sex workers who specialise in disabled people. The new film The Sessions is also about this, in fact I wouldn't mind betting it was inspired by the above documentary. Originally Posted by sitchensis. I don't want to search for it, but I have heard of rectal vibrators being used for men with paralysis from spinal injuries. Leo Bloom. Originally Posted by alphaboi It's also possible to retrieve viable semen from the testes of recently deceased males. Tim T-Bonham. Originally Posted by Alley Dweller. Originally Posted by t-bonham scc. 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Soliciting money, goods, services, or favours is not allowed. Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or please click for source the experience of others. Comment replies consisting solely of images will be removed. Mod posts Serious posts Megathread Breaking news Unfilter. Former medic here. Got a call to student housing at the university where a girl handcuffed her boyfriend to her bed and was riding him pretty hard I guess because his shoulder popped out of the socket.

The operator told her not to move his arm, and in her panic she didn't think to cover up either one of them either, so we walked Nurse masturbate patient to a hysterical naked girl in a full blown panic attack about "breaking [her] boyfriend" and a guy in crazy pain bc his dislocated arm has been in handcuffs above his head for probably 20 minutes.

They were one of those freakishly attractive couples, too, so it was definitely one of my favourite calls Nurse masturbate patient. Unfortunately nothing that exciting. We made his Nurse masturbate patient put some clothes on, loaded him up with so much Fentanyl he didn't care about his arm anymore, had a quick gangbang then drove him to Nurse masturbate patient hospital.

Then the cycle repeated where the paramedics shoulders dislocated and they had to call more paramedics. I was playing JV basketball a couple years ago and a dude popped his shoulder out in the second quarter. He popped it back in and was playing again in 4th.

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I couldn't believe it. Most definitely was Nurse masturbate patient. And it probably depends on the person too. One of my teammates had bad shoulders and would dislocate almost once a season, he'd be Girl shower sneak nude for weeks at a time.

Whenever it happened he'd just scream Nurse masturbate patient and drop. It was awful to see. Whereas I used to be friends with a girl who has issues with her shoulders that mean simply raising her arms above her head could dislocate them, she's had surgery etc to try Nurse masturbate patient it. She was a life saver and constantly doing thing that would put her at risk, be in hospital at least once a month for doing something dumb and dislocating her shoulder.

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The first time I dislocated my shoulder, it popped back in within ten minutes and I wasp laying football again. The second time I dislocated it two days later, my schools trainers couldn't relocate it so I had to go to the hospital and get put under to put it back in place. The other three dislocations https://tamilinfoservice.com/cum-in-her-eyes/video-brunette-milf-bathroom-sex-hot-mature-big.php of popped back in with a little help.

Shit you not I'm in bed awake first night after a shoulder arthrooscopy to repair a tear that was due to a dislocation. I wish it was the result of getting cuffed in bed. Some guys have all the Nurse masturbate patient. Emt here, on a transport shift we had a psych pt furioisly mastubrating on his way to Ancora. Guess he figured my partner was attractive enough. I am link nursing assistant.

A young female patient had asked to take a shower so I got her all set up and told her to call me when she was done because I needed to make sure she got reattached to her IV. Well, it's been about an hour and I still haven't heard her call, so I knock on her door and get no reply. I freak out thinking she's in trouble and enter I walk in to see that her husband is in the shower with her.

She is bent over taking it in the ass while her three year old son is standing outside the bathroom watching. Of all the many and varied ways I have heard that joke -- this is the first time I laughed out loud at the punch line. Who knew this set up was years in the making to finally be funny? Up vote for you! Trickle-down economics karma is pissing fucking on the middle class a girl in the middle of her ass.

I'm a tech, not a nurse or physician, but I was working the pulmonary floor at my last hospital a few years ago when a call light went off. I responded, but it wasn't an intentional call light.

The patient had hit the call button in the throes of passion. I walked in to his wife giving him a blow job. It wouldn't have really been a big deal, other than sex in a hospital is just begging to get some really fucked up infections.

However, this patient had a foley catheter inserted, and the wife was working around it. I here vomited.

You would have retrograde ejaculation. This means the semen would travel backwards into the bladder since it can't get through the the urethra.

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I would think it would allow some into the bladder and some may leak out around the tube if there is even enough force to get past the tubing. A Foley goes right in to the bladder where 10cc of water blows up a balloon Nurse masturbate patient the size of a gumball so it cant slide out. I was going to say cant be pulled out This morning, if Nurse masturbate patient asked me what I thought the chances were that Nurse masturbate patient read that sentence today, I would have said they were next to nothing.

Even if I found a reference to a bloody gaping urethra, there's obviously no way that sentence would end with "lol". You don't know any nurses then haha were a little different.

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Gotta find humour in Nurse masturbate patient situations. No pun intended. Not to be one of those intenret people but that was like link introduction to 'gross things the human body does. I feel like I'm turning into a vietnam veteran "you wouldn't believe the shit i've seen bro you wouldn't" lol.

Please Nurse masturbate patient. I have a foley in right now in hospital, not a kink thing. Everything inside just shuddered at the idea of the catheter being pulled out without being deflated. You would just ejaculate into the catheter bag. Very convenient for the wife actually. No pressure to swallow. Wouldn't the gentlemans relish force its way out the penis as the catheter is in the bladder?

Hmm, you make a good point. I Nurse masturbate patient it would leak around the sides. She truly is wife of the year How would it make it into the bag?

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My boyfriend has no clue about the medical field, so when I had to explain to him what a catheter was when I was telling a tale about work he went from Nurse masturbate patient to crossing his legs uncomfortably to completely skeeved out.

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He was about 60 and had fried his brain by self medicating on ativan for too many years. I'm an aide, and most of the aides on my floor are female and ages I sat with him on his first day, and other than being extremely antsy and a fall risk due to vertigo he was OK. On day three I notice about an hour in that my coworker is not in the room with him, but standing at the door looking uncomfortable. He'd apparently been talking about how he "needed a release" and hinting at this poor girl helping him along. We had to call in a male nurse from another floor to sit with him and keep the guy from 'releasing'. When the next shift came in we assigned the only male Aide as the safety monitor, and as a joke we gave him some lotion and a tissue box before he went in. He was not amused. Had a younger female patient early twenties in for abdominal pain. Went to go check on her and she was leaning over the sidewall given her elderly boyfriend over seventy a blow job. She was facing away and he was not looking at the door so I left and came back in make a lot more noise and much slower. Shit and exposed bone Around 3am all was fairly quiet so i went to do rounds walking in rooms making sure people didnt die. As im nearing the end of the hallway i hear moaning and squeaking. I go in the room and a very naked young lady was bent over the bed with th patient behind her. He said "im almost done" and puts his finger up. I told the young lady to put on her clothes and go home. The man was in the hospital for MRSA in a place that was rubbing up against her rear end. A doctor I know sucked another doctor's dick at a wine and cheese. They were caught and it was a big deal. Had a homeless man who was in a manic state admitted to my unit. He was a 1: He would masturbate under the covers while being explicit to the sitters mostly all women. It got to the point where we only put men in there with him, but we would still have to relieve them for breaks. We sat further than we were supposed to, but you could tell what he was doing. The last time I sat there, he told me he liked to pee on himself and that he hopes I did too because it's warm. I did a rotation on a psychiatric unit. Two patients were admitted with schizophrenia and acute psychosis related to drugs, I believe. The male patient requested to visit another unit, and policy allows this if there are activities available, and if they have good behavior. When the male patient saw a female patient he was interested in, he walked over to her. I believe they said two or three words to each other. Immediately, they both ripped off their clothes as quickly as possible and tried to "get to it. Aw man. They found love at first sight and you guys couldn't just let them be! This could've been a Disney romance right here! Not to mention long as fuck hours with probably little time to go out and social and find someone to get it on with? No, speaking as a 4th year med student, ACGME hour restrictions make sure residents have enough free time. They just keep bitching about it because why not? But there's more than enough time in residency assuming they follow guidelines to work and have a decent social life. Haha, dude, you have so much time to learn how wrong you are about free time in residency I used to work in a home for people with brain injuries. There was one young man that was hilarious. He was really redneck and spoke with a very thick southern accent he would only say a few words at a time. He needed a shower one day so as I was helping him I let him hold the handheld shower head. He put it on his dick and started giggling. I saw it and said "nooooo Bubby! Jesus is watching! He did it a couple more times and I kept telling him that Jesus didn't want to see him jerking it in the shower. Another guy was autistic and was around 20 years old. He had just learned to masturbate and he loved high pitch sounds like screaming and whistling. There was an alarm on his window that would sound when he opened it since he had a history of escaping. He would open his window and masturbate to the sound late at night. Since the alarm was loud people in the neighborhood would come over to see and I guess the guy liked the attention because he didn't stop masturbating in front of his window. He also had a toy firetruck that make siren noises he liked. He would take it to the bathroom and masturbate to that as well. We got along fine, he understood what I said but he couldn't speak back. One night he was being a terror, pulling food out and throwing it on the floor, playing in the toilet, and drawing on the walls. I told him "I'm going to take your truck and lock it up until you behave" he thought I was bluffing so I took it and locked it in the closet. He sat on the couch with his arms crossed and looked so pissed at me. He looked so grumpy I couldn't keep a straight face so I just let him have it back. After that he was nice though. I never had to lock his girlfriend up again. I worked as a nurse in a retirement home and one morning at like 7am as I made my way to a residents room and turned i to what I thought was an empty hallway I heard some giggling and moaning. At the end of the hall there was a small hidden corner that can only be seen into once you are very close to it. I turned into the corner there was an elderly man standing and facing me, and in front of him seated in a walker and facing away was an old lady giving him a blow job. I'm telling you people if you are an old man move into a retirement home! They get so much action and the old ladies will fight over the men since there are so few of them. Sexual acts were walked into often by caregivers. God, you really don't want to know. But we had a couple who got married. They asked if we could assist. Too bad he couldn't get it up and Medicaid won't pay for ED meds. I work in psych. One of the people at one of the houses I work at went on an outing with his family. His doctors ordered that he shouldn't have any alcohol. Our newly refreshed styles in , brings the old vb3 to the new level, responsive and modern feel. It comes with 3 colors with or without sidebar, fixed sized or fluid. Default vbulletin 3 style made responsive also available in the pack. Purchase Our Style Pack Now. Remember Me? Straight Dope Message Board. FAQ Calendar. Do nurses or doctors ever have to masturbate disabled or paralyzed people? I understand that when people can't for whatever reason take care of themselves, their caretakers have to feed them, bathe them, change them, wipe their butts, etc. In the case of professional caretakers, are they either legally obliged or prevented from taking care of their clients' sexual needs? I'm going to guess not, but does that mean that clients who aren't otherwise intimate with someone would go years Get to. Not have to. Think positive. Find all posts by picker. What a gr8 question! Sexual activity has proven cardiovascular benefit, as well as a general good feeling, endorphin release, and just plain feels good. I guess they have limited choice for partners but I'm sure there must be some kind of specialized healthcare worker out there who can provide release. Especially in men, there is real danger in lack of release: Cecil covered this syndrome of 'priests disease' here: Dunno the data on women, but in general, having sexual release is healthier than not having it. Sorry I can't provide a definite answer. Based on other life experiences, my instinct tells me that if some1 can think of the question, there are people out there to provide a service even legally. Damn good question. Horatio Hellpop. Every time I've been in a hospital and under a nurse's care I'm not disabled or paralyzed , I've had a catheter jammed up into my penis, so I never got to pursue the whole "sexy nurse" fantasy. Korea has very beautiful nurses, BTW, and very gnarly catheters. Machine Elf. Originally Posted by benbo1. I'm pretty sure I could lose my license for that. But I do wonder if they ever need to assist for sperm collection or testing of seminal fluid or something. My guess is a gloved finger up the rectum to stimulate the prostate would be the more professional technique, not an actual hand job. There are sex therapists, and some of them do engage in sexual activity with their clients, or they employ sex surrogates, but I'm not sure how legitimately they're viewed by, say, a nursing home or rehab center. I'm almost certain Medicare won't pay for it, even if you had a referral. I also don't know how they stay on the legal side of prostitution laws. More on sex therapists from a really weird message board: Last edited by WhyNot; at Find all posts by WhyNot. I would think that a guy would have enough wet dreams to keep the pipes clean. I've seen a video on youtube! Truly universal healthcare? Originally Posted by wedgehed. John Mace. It's not masturbation if someone else does it to or "for" you. I'm pretty sure it would be a crime everywhere in the US except certain place in Nevada. Originally Posted by Machine Elf. Last edited by Qwertol; at This is one of the biggest reasons I think prostitution should be legal and safe and all that. Not that I'm saying every paralyzed person will be ordering hookers by the truckload, but why shouldn't they be able to if they want to? Originally Posted by picker. Originally Posted by Qwertol. But you probably are sexually active or you do masturbate does masturbation counts as sexually active? I guess not, but it probably might depend on context Alley Dweller. Originally Posted by Anaamika. Originally Posted by Loach. Sometimes I'm happy to see that someone is in the same handbasket as me. Are wet dreams something that only happen if a man is not sexually active and here I mean "sexually active" in that the hardware gets a workout once in a while, with or without the help of another person? Slithy Tove. We'd just be encouraging lazy people to become paralyzed. Caregivers have gone to jail for such things. In a nursing home it would be considered abuse. I can recall reading Chuck Shepherd's report on News of the Weird about this issue. It's probably archived somewhere, so you can dig it up if you want the exacts, but I'll tell you what I can remember: Not sure how it turned out, all I read was the report that the lawsuit was filed. I believe the patients in this instance were mentally challenged adults living in a group home setting. Since her employer told her to do it, I assume they also told others to and some probably did, and maybe didn't mind or even enjoyed it. For every one person that complains about their job, I figure there are exponentially more that do it and don't care, so yes, I would conclude that caregivers are doing it, and many probably under orders from their employers. And I work in a nursing home, not as a nurse, caregiver or any other job that is 'hands on' with the patients, but I do recall overhearing a nurse being told that she must allow residents to possess sex toys or porn, and even assist in their procurement if the residents request them. The only stipulation was that the resident must draw their curtains when 'entertaining' themselves. I wondered how that would block out the sounds if a movie was being viewed in a double-occupancy room. Last edited by qualityleashdog; at Originally Posted by qualityleashdog. Originally Posted by picunurse. Inigo Montoya. We have a joke here in the office about our company's need to hire "Consortium Loss Mitigation Specialists. As far as paralyzed folks go, as I understand it if you can't move your arms, your nethers aren't gonna be working anyway. Originally Posted by WhyNot. Really Not All That Bright. Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya. We sat further than we were supposed to, but you could tell what he was doing. Two patients were admitted with schizophrenia and acute psychosis related to drugs, I believe. The male patient requested to visit another unit, and policy allows this if there are activities available, and if they have good behavior. When the male patient saw a female patient he was interested in, he walked over to her. I believe they said two or three words to each other. For once, I felt like the bad guy. At the end of the hall there was a small hidden corner that can only be seen into once you are very close to it. I turned into the corner there was an elderly man standing and facing me, and in front of him seated in a walker and facing away was an old lady giving him a blowjob. They get so much action and the old ladies will fight over the men since there are so few of them. Sexual acts were walked into often by caregivers. But we had a couple who got married. They asked if we could assist. The patient had hit the call button in the throes of passion..

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Blackmail sex Watch Porn videos to download free Video Sexci Movi. I know, but how much sex? I've never really watched a lot greys anatomy. Like if you had to scale it from 1 to I actually love Grey's Anatomy- but it is pretty dramatic. As for sex in the hospital It happens at least a few times a season, sometimes more. Usually in on call rooms at least. Sex is a great stress reliever. You guys work in a very stressful field, it honestly doesn't surprise me. Why on that edit? If it gets stuck, they're already there. They don't even need to go through the awkward triage conversation. Amazingly no one there has learned to lock the door. Maybe its an invitation. You should be grateful OP cuz i dont get invited to anything. Okay, I'm a student nurse. I have a job as a nurse assistant where I sometimes have to spend the entire shift looking after a patient, one on one. This is often due to behavioural problems. So this one day I'm looking after a one on one patient, and he's wanting to go to the toilet. His mobility isn't great, but with my help we get there. There we are, standing in front of the toilet me behind him, just supporting him a little in case he loses his balance when he starts masturbating. Right in front of me. I had to give him a stern explanation that that kind of behaviour is not appropriate in front of other people. We had a guy who needed a safety monitor for the five or so days he was in the hospital. He was about 60 and had fried his brain by self medicating on ativan for too many years. I'm an aide, and most of the aides on my floor are female and ages I sat with him on his first day, and other than being extremely antsy and a fall risk due to vertigo he was OK. On day three I notice about an hour in that my coworker is not in the room with him, but standing at the door looking uncomfortable. He'd apparently been talking about how he "needed a release" and hinting at this poor girl helping him along. We had to call in a male nurse from another floor to sit with him and keep the guy from 'releasing'. When the next shift came in we assigned the only male Aide as the safety monitor, and as a joke we gave him some lotion and a tissue box before he went in. He was not amused. Had a younger female patient early twenties in for abdominal pain. Went to go check on her and she was leaning over the sidewall given her elderly boyfriend over seventy a blow job. She was facing away and he was not looking at the door so I left and came back in make a lot more noise and much slower. Shit and exposed bone Around 3am all was fairly quiet so i went to do rounds walking in rooms making sure people didnt die. As im nearing the end of the hallway i hear moaning and squeaking. I go in the room and a very naked young lady was bent over the bed with th patient behind her. He said "im almost done" and puts his finger up. I told the young lady to put on her clothes and go home. The man was in the hospital for MRSA in a place that was rubbing up against her rear end. A doctor I know sucked another doctor's dick at a wine and cheese. They were caught and it was a big deal. Had a homeless man who was in a manic state admitted to my unit. He was a 1: He would masturbate under the covers while being explicit to the sitters mostly all women. It got to the point where we only put men in there with him, but we would still have to relieve them for breaks. We sat further than we were supposed to, but you could tell what he was doing. The last time I sat there, he told me he liked to pee on himself and that he hopes I did too because it's warm. I did a rotation on a psychiatric unit. Two patients were admitted with schizophrenia and acute psychosis related to drugs, I believe. The male patient requested to visit another unit, and policy allows this if there are activities available, and if they have good behavior. When the male patient saw a female patient he was interested in, he walked over to her. I believe they said two or three words to each other. Immediately, they both ripped off their clothes as quickly as possible and tried to "get to it. Aw man. They found love at first sight and you guys couldn't just let them be! This could've been a Disney romance right here! Not to mention long as fuck hours with probably little time to go out and social and find someone to get it on with? No, speaking as a 4th year med student, ACGME hour restrictions make sure residents have enough free time. They just keep bitching about it because why not? But there's more than enough time in residency assuming they follow guidelines to work and have a decent social life. Haha, dude, you have so much time to learn how wrong you are about free time in residency I used to work in a home for people with brain injuries. There was one young man that was hilarious. He was really redneck and spoke with a very thick southern accent he would only say a few words at a time. He needed a shower one day so as I was helping him I let him hold the handheld shower head. He put it on his dick and started giggling. I saw it and said "nooooo Bubby! Jesus is watching! He did it a couple more times and I kept telling him that Jesus didn't want to see him jerking it in the shower. Another guy was autistic and was around 20 years old. He had just learned to masturbate and he loved high pitch sounds like screaming and whistling. There was an alarm on his window that would sound when he opened it since he had a history of escaping. He would open his window and masturbate to the sound late at night. Since the alarm was loud people in the neighborhood would come over to see and I guess the guy liked the attention because he didn't stop masturbating in front of his window. He also had a toy firetruck that make siren noises he liked. He would take it to the bathroom and masturbate to that as well. We got along fine, he understood what I said but he couldn't speak back. One night he was being a terror, pulling food out and throwing it on the floor, playing in the toilet, and drawing on the walls. I told him "I'm going to take your truck and lock it up until you behave" he thought I was bluffing so I took it and locked it in the closet. He sat on the couch with his arms crossed and looked so pissed at me. He looked so grumpy I couldn't keep a straight face so I just let him have it back. After that he was nice though. I never had to lock his girlfriend up again. I worked as a nurse in a retirement home and one morning at like 7am as I made my way to a residents room and turned i to what I thought was an empty hallway I heard some giggling and moaning. Originally Posted by picker. Originally Posted by Qwertol. But you probably are sexually active or you do masturbate does masturbation counts as sexually active? I guess not, but it probably might depend on context Alley Dweller. Originally Posted by Anaamika. Originally Posted by Loach. Sometimes I'm happy to see that someone is in the same handbasket as me. Are wet dreams something that only happen if a man is not sexually active and here I mean "sexually active" in that the hardware gets a workout once in a while, with or without the help of another person? Slithy Tove. We'd just be encouraging lazy people to become paralyzed. Caregivers have gone to jail for such things. In a nursing home it would be considered abuse. I can recall reading Chuck Shepherd's report on News of the Weird about this issue. It's probably archived somewhere, so you can dig it up if you want the exacts, but I'll tell you what I can remember: Not sure how it turned out, all I read was the report that the lawsuit was filed. I believe the patients in this instance were mentally challenged adults living in a group home setting. Since her employer told her to do it, I assume they also told others to and some probably did, and maybe didn't mind or even enjoyed it. For every one person that complains about their job, I figure there are exponentially more that do it and don't care, so yes, I would conclude that caregivers are doing it, and many probably under orders from their employers. And I work in a nursing home, not as a nurse, caregiver or any other job that is 'hands on' with the patients, but I do recall overhearing a nurse being told that she must allow residents to possess sex toys or porn, and even assist in their procurement if the residents request them. The only stipulation was that the resident must draw their curtains when 'entertaining' themselves. I wondered how that would block out the sounds if a movie was being viewed in a double-occupancy room. Last edited by qualityleashdog; at Originally Posted by qualityleashdog. Originally Posted by picunurse. Inigo Montoya. We have a joke here in the office about our company's need to hire "Consortium Loss Mitigation Specialists. As far as paralyzed folks go, as I understand it if you can't move your arms, your nethers aren't gonna be working anyway. Originally Posted by WhyNot. Really Not All That Bright. Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya. It's a good way for single women to have a child. Well, what if you are a DEA agent recovering from gunshot wounds and your wife, who has basically supplanted all nursing help in your care while in the hospital, makes you a bet that might take you away from your important work collecting and examining rare minerals? What then? I think I've mentioned this before on here, but when I was about 12 my grandfather was in a nursing home following a stroke that had left him paralysed. I distinctly remember seeing empty condom packaging in the waste basket in his room, and thinking that was a little But I don't know whether they were really taking care of Grandpa. If so then more power to their elbow, I guess Originally Posted by Colophon. If so then more power to their elbow, I guess. There are sex workers who specialise in disabled people. The new film The Sessions is also about this, in fact I wouldn't mind betting it was inspired by the above documentary. Originally Posted by sitchensis. I don't want to search for it, but I have heard of rectal vibrators being used for men with paralysis from spinal injuries. Leo Bloom. Originally Posted by alphaboi It's also possible to retrieve viable semen from the testes of recently deceased males. Tim T-Bonham. Originally Posted by Alley Dweller. Originally Posted by t-bonham scc. In most US states, the prostitution laws say something like "whether for a consideration or no", which means whether paid or not, it's illegal. Wait a sec Would your 12 year old self have known the difference? Prohibiting prostitution, etc. Originally Posted by Ambivalid. Um, if nobody is getting paid, ain't no prostitutin' going down. Originally Posted by Bricker. Last edited by Ambivalid; at What is "it's equivalent"? Is "lust" the equivalent of money? Is "pity"? Originally Posted by John Mace. The three dictionaries cited in the following link disagree with you. One could have a condition involving loss of voluntary motor control without loss of sensory response. For men, if the prostate becomes a problem, surgery can take care of it. If we can fix the issue, preventative measures are not acceptable if they might offend someone's sensibilities. Reasonable and Customary is hard to determine. All times are GMT The time now is About Us "Nam ad partem tibique suscipit, ut duis etiam integre usu. ST's vBulletin 3 Responsive Styles Our newly refreshed styles in , brings the old vb3 to the new level, responsive and modern feel. Contact Us Straight Dope Homepage. Straight Dope Message Board Join us now! Mark Forums Read. Page 1 of 6. Thread Tools. Reply Member. Join Date: Jul Posts: Find all posts by Reply. I believe they said two or three words to each other. For once, I felt like the bad guy. At the end of the hall there was a small hidden corner that can only be seen into once you are very close to it. I turned into the corner there was an elderly man standing and facing me, and in front of him seated in a walker and facing away was an old lady giving him a blowjob. They get so much action and the old ladies will fight over the men since there are so few of them. Sexual acts were walked into often by caregivers. But we had a couple who got married. They asked if we could assist. The patient had hit the call button in the throes of passion. I walked in to his wife giving him a blowjob. However, this patient had a Foley catheter inserted, and the wife was working around it. I almost vomited. Bad feelings should not always be interpreted as deterrents..

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