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Seems like he has visions of fried chicken dance in his head. Essentially, a yellow Christmas is a white Christmas. Except that you realize that local animals have been using your yard as a toilet. From The Things: Apparently, he has a Christmas album. The giant prop candy cane is all well and good, but over her right shoulder stands the head of a deer, a reindeer perhaps, staring blankly outward. One of its antlers, curiously enough, looks like a knife stabbing the poor creature in the head. And look! Those kids are somehow dressed, too. What IS this nonsense?!?! Did they go to sleep in those clothes? Because no kid waits to get dressed on Christmas before tearing maniacally through presents from Santa. Or they have brunch plans with the National Insurance League? Whatever the concept is, a family this cleaned up on Christmas morning is a total lie. Yes, listen to the songs of Christmas when families would dress in church attire before opening their gifts on Christmas morning. From One Country: But, this is anything but. All of the things are happening here. Do you think he found it? Why a candle instead of a flashlight? What about a map? Or perhaps, a calendar? But, the second, third, fourth and 27th glances offer different opinions. Nothing says Christmas like rising out of the jack-in-a-box and scaring the crap out of everybody. Christmas, this Saturday at 8. Though your grandparents will certainly be offended by the demon Madonna and child. For to spend Christmas at a bar, you must either be dead inside with no family. Or outside as this martini holding skeleton. For nothing brings the magic of the holidays like spending Christmas in a Vegas bar full of drunks. Seriously, the Osmonds seem less like a wholesome family and more of the family that slays together in the dead of night. But it could be some kind of nefarious Christmas spirit. A lot of them can be unintentionally funny, creepy, or inappropriate. Nonetheless, most of these musical acts typically remain unknown. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of crazy old album covers. Apparently, his wife left him, his dog died, his pick up truck broke down, and he almost went to prison. And he probably has a drinking problem. Yes, even the Beatles had their share of terrible album covers like a the infamous butcher cover. Fortunately for collectors, this one is worth a lot of money. Ivory Chuck can always be handy with the piano keys. Star Trek this is not. And yet, they lie in street clothes in the snow. Outside a village with very small people. Nonetheless, Dwayne is determined to hold a beach concert as a low-budget Elton John with his keyboard and amplifier in tow. While his trusted dog is by his side. Then again, to explore new sounds in space may require a way larger telescope than he could muster. Warren Barker and His Orchestra: Here William Holden sits in the study with a nervous smile. I mean almost every one of them has a piano. If you had to wear a humiliating marching band uniform in high school, imagine having to dress up like Robin Hood while playing professionally. Because these guys look totally ridiculous. Wonder what kind of songs would be on this album. And wonder if that music helps people to break the habit. Indeed, this is album is meant to be played during sex. This is by a British Muslim hip-hop group from the s which is still around today. Yet, the cover seems ripped from a foreign film about a guy with a thirst for revenge. And yet, the cover features a truck stop waitress. Mostly because they think sex sells somehow. Yet, the outfits are much to be desired. Seriously, plaid sport coats and drapery dresses? Here he has his guitar in the garden. From Mental Floss: They seem awfully close to one another while drinking martinis. I think I know where this is going. Yes, this album features a lot of German drinking songs. And a couple of guys just have to enjoy a beer with a barmaid who might be a Vulcan. Nonetheless, the crystal ball seems to magnify her boobs. Since the ball is almost totally transparent. This is from Norway. Still, on the bright side, despite being stranded on their car, their music could attract flood rescuers. Still, it features a very scantily clad belly dancer that would infuriate many Muslims today. Besides, are those nipple pasties? Yet, he probably got that nickname while in prison for armed robbery. And yes, this is a Christian album. Seriously, is this guy even wearing pants? In fact, he was a family man known for fathering 20 kids with 2 wives. So what kind of things does she sing about? Okay, I know religious music is most likely. But for all I know she could be singing about pina coladas or something. An early example of furry fandom at its finest. Should more appropriately be titled: And yet, the wind has no effect on her large hairdo. Thanks to copious amounts of hair spray. Even has devil horns, fans, and claws. Yet, she feels quite inadequate with her life. Seriously, his pants have seashells on them. Bauer, M. Explaining Sex to Your Little Girl: Yeah, this is pretty awkward. The Gospel Four: Seriously, look at their coats. After all, children need clean hands in order to strangle the living daylights out of you. Seriously, those kids appear to be the stuff of nightmares. Though I think the happy couple dancing must be drunk on vodka. Also, is that a centurion helmet? Seriously, that looks really painful. Of course, you may also see an array of Christmas albums by some of your favorite recording artists who worked on them during the summer. In some ways, recording a Christmas album might seem like a good idea. After all, some artists have recorded songs that have become holiday classics. Yet, other times a Christmas album might come across as a way to make money and will probably end up in the discount rack at a store near you. Nevertheless, as with any albums, Christmas albums come in a wide variety of covers. Some of them could seem tame like the Johnny Mathis cover above. But others come in covers that are hysterically tacky or in very poor taste. And in that case, you might wonder why anyone though such a design was a good idea. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of crazy Christmas album covers. Apparently, the dogs seem to have others ideas. Also, is she hugging a fur coat? But for a Christmas album? Not so much. Nothing here seems to inspire good cheer at all. Just a vast blackness. Not celebrate Christmas. This was the best she could do. Then again, Santa was probably expecting a gaudy palace. And he was disappointed that he came to surprisingly normal furnishings. Guess the chemistry they had in Grease has evaporated. Still, the cat on the guitar is hilarious. But you have a couple glaring Irish stereotypes. Yeah, that guy seems more suited for a sex offender list than a Christmas album cover. Though I do think seeing the reindeer with a cigarette is quite amusing. Though why a boy would be exhilarated to receive a new pair of loafers is beyond me. From Official Charts: Oh never mind, just knock something together with MS Paint, no-one will know. A Christmas To Remember from For nothing makes a country Christmas during the s like a collaboration album with Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. And we thought the Osmonds were a happy bunch. And you can definitely see he tan lines as the tinsel and ornaments cover her naughty bits. What do you mean this was from ? And it reached 25 on the charts? They also have a music video on YouTube which appears straight out of an acid trip. Seems like these guys got caught up in the Christmas lights. But none seem happy about it. Apparently, while Santa bestows presents to all the girls and boys, he also tends to kidnap a few of them. Yes, definitely an album cover to induce trauma and nightmares. Even Santa thinks this is ridiculous. The noise is even worse: Then again, this seems like a contractual obligation. Though she could just as easily throw her cat on her lap into the fire. One of these Santas is giving the finger. Also, is that cage in the background? Though to be fair, there are a lot of shitty Christmas albums out there. Way to go, guys. However, since it was produced by Phil Spector, the imagery seems rather unsettling in hindsight. Because we all know that Spector would later go to prison for murder. Yet, instead of decorating a Christmas tree, Jamaicans use a pot plant, which kind of works. Okay, maybe not. Still, is it any wonder why we associate reggae music with marijuana? But still, Santa and the 3 Wise Men? Charlie the Hamster with Floyd Robinson: And it seems that Santa just took notice. Also, no one wants to see him in a swimsuit. But really. A sun with a face on it? A sequined sack with a cello coming out of it? Many, many composers are turning in their graves. Though I totally understand if you think it was a horror show with killer clowns and dolls that would haunt your dreams. But Santa likes what he sees. Even the dog looks clinically fed-up. Okay, those heads are photoshopped to dolls. Guaranteed to inspire some yuletide nightmares during the season. Yeah, that really creeps me out. Of course, Christmas albums have been all the rage for a very long time. I ought to know since I already completed two posts of some of the bad covers. And I decided to do another since the depth of bad Christmas album covers is endless. Yet, you might some unintentionally funny. So for your holiday reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of horrendous Christmas albums from yesterday. Yeah, that Santa hat is totally photoshopped. Also, Dylan, if you should release a Christmas album the next time, let it be one where you write the songs. So I guess that Garth Brooks moonlights as a fortune teller. Or some sort of dark seer bandit from the Old West. She just keeps smiling. Okay, eyeball ornaments are utterly creepy and not suited for Christmas at all. So why did they think this album cover was a good idea? I heard that Kenny Chesney used a similar photo shot for his audition for Magic Mike but was rejected. So he decided to go for a variation for his Christmas album. Like get a fire extinguisher and call For John Waters not even a fire among the presents will keep him from enjoying the holiday season. Yes, Christmas disco albums do exist. Now you can listen to your Christmas favorites to the sound that reminds you of the s or Europeans. You know committing one of the cardinal sins of fashion. Yeah, Santa, wait until Mrs. Claus finds out about you and that blonde. That moment when Santa comes to his senses that fooling around with a dancing swimsuit model might put him on the naughty list. Sure they may list traditional hits. So what did Liberace do to get a coat of so much fur? Shoot a polar bear? Seems reasonable enough. You probably remember the song on this album. I mean hippos kill more people in Africa than lions. For nothing makes a girl jump for joy on Christmas than a scarily dressed hippo that could eat her alive. Sufjan Stevens: Too bad the space captain will probably suffocate in there and die. My dad used to dread watching Lawrence Welk when he was a kid. Looking at this album cover, I can totally understand why. He seems like he could break into your house and kill you with an accordion any moment. Or creepy banjo players? Santa Claus has to be a brave man to deliver presents to the boys and girls while dodging a river of hungry gators. Of course, Mrs. This Christmas album cover is kind of depressing if you ask me. It seems like a more appropriate cover for the soundtrack to the Wire, than on anything to do with the holidays. And how long do I have to sit next to this red suited creep? The Hiltonaires with the Tony Mansell Singers: So I guess this story consists of gorging through a maze without being seen by goblins. Yet, this suggests otherwise. Hits include: Yes, they did songs like these back in the day. They even had a Star Wars Christmas special. Still, this cover of Chewbacca is hilarious. Uh, I can guess a set of hair brushes and combs suited for musk oxen. Or a vacuum to clean up after himself? That would be awesome. This whole album design seems like it was madeby someone on acid. Because nothing about it makes any logical sense. But did they really have to show kids drinking from wine glasses? Because it looks like a classic case of underage drinking. Merry Christmas from the creepy bandleader your grandparents probably like and his nightmare before Christmas tree. Also, the Santa with these kids is guaranteed to haunt your dreams. To be fair, the late Leon Russell did perform at Woodstock and was renowned in his own right. Not sure why the dog is here. I find it hard to imagine a guy like Charles Bronson having a Christmas album unless it includes anything revenge oriented. He also dressed flashy and operated his own bar. You can guess where this is going…. Petri has her choir boys to surround her in order to keep her warm as she plays her bassoon. Then again, maybe I assume too much. However, according to the album, they even suggest that Tijuana women are known for their distinctive mustaches. Uh, Elton, I like your music and all. Just letting you know. Now I can understand why Liberace decides to dress in lavish furs at the piano. Yeah, too gangster. From First Draft: They had to make the poor bastard a reindeer. I hope no Norwegian tried to eat him. That would not be Whamtastic. Seriously, I hate this song with a passion. From Turntabling: Images of sugarplums, no doubt, slicing up the neighborhood winos and barbecuing pets on a wood stove. So sad. But I guess they had to make it work. That moment when you had to settle for the last tree at the Christmas tree farm and have to do a family Christmas card at the family owned hotel. However, seeing them dressed up as kids in this is a very different story. For all we know, he could just be luring this kid to put in a sack and do terrible things to him in his windowless van. But what do I know? From Flashbak: Like matzo balls in clam chowder, they do not belong. From NME: This family would like to send their Christmas wishes and may your yuletide season be filled with love. This is an old man taking notes…. From Go Retro: The 4 th of July is the kind of holiday where one is bound to hear a lot of patriotic tunes expressing patriotic pride. Yet, while some certainly celebrate the spirit of the U. Ever since the US was a country, people have been writing patriotic anthems showing their love for America. However, not every patriotic tune can make an American wave the flag in pride. So here I devote this post evaluating songs expressing love for America. The Ray Charles version is the best in my opinion. Said to be easier to sing, more melodic, and adaptable to various orchestrations. After all, this was a Northern anthem during the American Civil War and it was written when adding Christian references in such material was acceptable and even encouraged. And the abolitionists frequently used Christianity to justify why slavery was wrong. I also know that it has references to the apocalypse as well as kind of justifies war. A throwback: Over the years, the parents have brought in their children to the tradition, starting in , when they snapped this style family portrait. On his Reddit post, Mike explained that, in this case, the costume was actually a little bit too convincing as far as some people were concerned. I said, "And I don't really have a mullet, as you can see. We do joke cards for Christmas. In another, the couple are morphed using a bit of Photoshop assistance into the couple from Grant Wood's famous American Gothic painting - albeit with a bit of Christmas lighting added to the farmhouse in the background. Things get even more silly once the years move on with their growing family. One card, from , features the family sporting glittering leotards and disco-era hairstyles above a caption telling loved ones: Face swapping, painted-on unibrows and fully-balded heads - for a 'Merry Krishmas' - are all covered in the hilarious Christmas card canon. Tough love: Things took a turn for the rugged in the card, which was inspired by Latin culture, and used a Spanish language greeting in place of the traditional 'Merry Christmas'. 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But you have a couple glaring Irish stereotypes. Yeah, that guy seems more suited for a sex offender list than a Christmas album cover. Though I do think seeing the reindeer with a cigarette is quite amusing.

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Though I totally understand if you think it was a horror show with killer clowns and dolls that would haunt your dreams. But Santa likes what he sees. Even the dog looks clinically fed-up. Okay, those heads are photoshopped to dolls.

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Of course, Christmas albums have been all the rage for a very long time. I ought to know since I already completed two posts of some of the bad covers. And I decided to do another since the depth of bad Christmas album covers is endless. Yet, you might some unintentionally funny. So for your holiday reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of horrendous Christmas albums from yesterday. Yeah, that Santa hat is totally photoshopped.

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This is an old man taking notes…. From Go Retro: The 4 th of July is the kind of holiday where one is bound to hear a lot of patriotic tunes expressing patriotic pride. Yet, while some certainly celebrate the spirit of the U. Ever since the US was a country, people have been writing patriotic anthems showing their love for America. However, not every patriotic tune can make an American wave the flag in pride. So here I devote this post evaluating songs expressing love for America.

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Cohan biopic Yankee Doodle Dandy. Dwayne stevens redneck christmas to hear this whenever the US enters a major world war. US Military Songs- You can understand why the military takes to bands Dwayne stevens redneck christmas marches since a lot of these songs seem to echo a certain badassery, dignity, and courage of each branch making a grandiose entrance. All these songs surely make a great American patriotic soundtrack. Copland was undoubtedly the Norman Rockwell of music—both intensely patriotic and populist but in a gentle and agreeable way.

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The piece premiered as a ballet score during the tail end of WWII, and was rearranged as suite the following year during the height of American patriotism. Seen as an anthem of African Americans for a good reason since it features very inspirational lyrics that surely encouraged blacks to fight for their rights. Dwayne stevens redneck christmas yes, Dwayne stevens redneck christmas echoes American grandeur. However, I sure hope that this song is played when Donald Trump makes an entrance because that would be really bad.

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Inspired by a Henry Wallace speech during the Great Depression. Definitely a piece for any American Dwayne stevens redneck christmas soundtrack on the 4 th of July.

And you can learn more here why. What can be better than that? Yes, he cranked out a lot of these marches of American patriotic goodness.

Still, if you want to listen to some patriotic music on the 4 th of July, Sousa is your guy. Truly a gem. No one was ever as earnestly cool as Johnny Cash. My kind of patriot. Kill it.

Kill it with fire. But it gets worse. Dwayne stevens redneck christmas atrocity was performed at George W. At least Ashcroft had someone else, Guy Hovis, perform it at the inauguration. Letting someone else take the fall for you in front of millions is rather diabolical. He was feeling like many of us were at the time. Strike one. It also contains the lines: Here was used as a theme for the Confederacy during the American Civil War.

To African Americans, this song is considered offensive since it Dwayne stevens redneck christmas Old South nostalgia and was played by supporters of segregation. But at least he consulted his friends who actually served in Vietnam before he went through with it and tried to depict the conflict through their point of view.

Not sure if Toby Keith has Dwayne stevens redneck christmas the same. Yes, I get that people want to honor their country and its armed forces. But white Southerners still paint the guy as a villain.

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However, the fact it was used by Christian conservatives in the s to silence dissenters speaking out against US involvement in the Vietnam War sort of ruins it for me. However, there are some verses that are highly critical about the US and the fact it was to protest the notion of private property. This one seems very antiquated in comparison. The song is more than just a sugary spouting of patriotic words haphazardly strung together, its a testament to the American dream and how its always there no matter Dwayne stevens redneck christmas irrelevant it seems in the hard times.

Something about the lyrics paired with the upbeat sound is reminiscent article source things like summer road trips, Coca-Cola, warm nights Dwayne stevens redneck christmas amusement parks, drive-in movies and shooting off firecrackers. Also, I am no fan of Bruce Springsteen. Oh, and it was used Dwayne stevens redneck christmas torture prisoners at Gitmo sorry, Bruce. But I understand why some people are attached to it.

Though Joel never served in Vietnam, he was encouraged to write and record this song by his friends who did. Yet, it was actually composed by New York Jews in the s but it has an unforgettable and beautiful melody.

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From the chorus, it seems as though the song is an ode the classic American dream of living in suburbia with a house, a spouse, and children. But, like many of the songs on this list, if you take a closer listen to the verses — and the last one in particular — the song is more critical than it seems. But not one to play at a 4th of July barbecue. Yet, that song is actually on the album they released the next year called A Night at the Opera, which would be their breakthrough success.

Nevertheless, the pose is masterfully done. In fact, quite the contrary. Rather Dwayne stevens redneck christmas go for the vintage album covers that time forgot mostly because the design is pretty awful yet unintentionally funny, creepy, or inappropriate. Dwayne stevens redneck christmas

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Hell, they can even do it intentionally. Okay, Hairspray first came out in the s as a film. And here album was released at least a decade before that.

But still, Dwayne stevens redneck christmas use way more hairspray than an average cast member from that musical. Yes, this family looks so unusually happy at breakfast time. But someone placed an apostrophe at the wrong place.

Mostly because we have people who buy Christmas albums this time of year, Dwayne stevens redneck christmas by pop artists willing to earn some sweet extra cash. And despite the saturated Christmas atmosphere of today, Christmas albums have existed for decades.

Also, why the hell is the mom wearing a miniskirt in the woods? But if he puts heads of his ex-girlfriends, you should probably call That has to be one of the most hideous suits I have ever seen. Those cars look pretty lame, too. Still, I think it would be very hard to play a saxophone in a suit of armor.

Yeah, there must Dwayne stevens redneck christmas something really wrong with him. This is freaky.

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Yeah, kids do the craziest things sometimes. Because you are dinner. Favorite album of Dr. Hannibal Lecter. For some reason, this blonde seems rather excited about being cooked alive in a boiling pot over a fire. Still, that image of someone pointing a gun just makes me uncomfortable for some reason. And he has it between his legs, which suggests a rather subtle meaning entirely.

Who knew that they had vintage BDSM albums? Also, notice that this cover only features women. We have stipulated with many in the click to see more. Now enjoying of ours fine becoming obsolete to the future coldplay confesses reactive ideas.

Still, the girl in this is dressed up like a ballerina in high heeled shoes. Because where else could you play piano on a motorboat and watch a girl water ski at the same time. Okay, this is creepy. With strings attached and an uneasy smile, this Christian woman is scaring the bejesus out of me. Nevertheless, this design Dwayne stevens redneck christmas straight out of some horror movie from the s. Featuring sacred music performed by a man who looks like a s Dwayne stevens redneck christmas of Jim Carrey as a sex offender.

Still, if anything happens to that oil lamp, everything in that picture will go up in smoke. Not to mention, a lot of hair spray can make a coif like that particularly flammable. These guys seem to take prison time with so much stride.

Because that would be bad. Of Dwayne stevens redneck christmas, he was probably aiming for realism here. For some reason, they have kid choir juxtaposed with a person shooting up. A smoking dog playing the accordion?

Wonder how they came up with that idea.

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So let me get this straight, Marcel Marceau actually released an album? How Dwayne stevens redneck christmas that work? Might get you killed. Ironically, this was created by Union Carbide, the chemical company that brought you the Bhopal disaster in India that has left an estimatedexposed and 20, dead from its effects. Still, why the hell do they have a mushroom cloud on this album? Seriously, why? Bound to give anyone nightmares. Do you see how messed up that is? And it seems that the people are paying more attention to Jesus than the Man of Steel.

Then again, after what he did in Man of Steel, I think Jesus might need to teach Superman a lesson in incurring collateral damage. Because for many these are men of truth, justice, and the American way.

But while one may save the day, the other will Dwayne stevens redneck christmas your soul from eternal damnation. However, his suit on the other hand, seems like he bought it from a cartoon resale shop. Also, seems more like a funky chicken to me.

Putting your money in your grill. Apparently to them, the disco years are alive and well in outer space. Because with how things are going these days, your pooch might need to learn the skills to get Dwayne stevens redneck christmas in this dog-eat-dog world. Uh, does he have any idea that the dragon is burning up his guitar? Let me guess, is this a disco album? Thought so.

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Still, they seem to do quite fine in a place known to have no atmosphere whatsoever. Even more funny is that this features a straight couple as far as we know.

After all, she seems like a gorgeous woman. But still, this is a really messed Dwayne stevens redneck christmas cover. Also, the broken record speaks for itself. Now this is really racist. Really, depicting African tribesmen as hostile like this really offends the people there.

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And I see that she managed to get put in a basket by a bunch of headhunters, I mean African tribesmen. And another example of attempted fanservice gone wrong.

Yeah, kind of seems like a Dwayne stevens redneck christmas guy having the shower curtain pulled on him. Now this looks like Dwayne stevens redneck christmas could pass for a mundane album cover without a fuss.

Because the title is unintentionally hilarious.

As you probably Dwayne stevens redneck christmas by now, Christmas albums are what many recording artists are contractually obligated to do during their summer vacations.

Last year, I did a post on vintage Christmas album read more that many of you have taken to. So I decided to do another one since there are so many vintage album covers out there pertaining to Christmas. And yes, many of them are amusingly horrible beyond all description that you have to see for yourself.

So without further adieu, here is a treasure trove of more vintage Christmas album covers for when you really need a break from hearing all the Christmas music in your head after a Dwayne stevens redneck christmas trip. I mean Grover and Cookie Monster now look understandably horrified at the moment.

Nothing beats a wholesome family Christmas like hearing your favorite yuletide carols while Ernie and Bert decorate their Christmas tree with Grover and Cookie Monster. Might help curb rodent infestations. Might give your cat an inferiority complex. Nothing says Christmas like snow, skiing, and having a very creepy stalker obsession with Dean Martin. A throwback: Over the years, the parents have brought in their children to the tradition, starting inwhen they snapped this style family portrait.

On his Reddit post, Mike explained that, in this case, the costume was actually a little bit too convincing as far as some people were concerned. I said, Dwayne stevens redneck christmas I don't really have a mullet, Dwayne stevens redneck christmas you can see. We do joke cards for Christmas. Dwayne stevens redneck christmas another, the couple are morphed using a bit of Photoshop assistance into the couple from Grant Wood's famous American Gothic painting - albeit with a bit of Christmas lighting added to the farmhouse in the background.

Things get even more silly once the years move on with their growing family. One card, fromfeatures the family sporting glittering leotards and disco-era hairstyles above a caption telling loved ones: Face swapping, painted-on unibrows and fully-balded heads - for a 'Merry Krishmas' - are all covered in the hilarious Christmas card canon.

Tough love: Things took a turn for the rugged in the card, which was inspired by Latin culture, and used a Spanish language greeting in place of the traditional 'Merry Christmas'. Chill out: In the card, the couple donned the traditional ensembles worn by the Hare Krishna monks - and even paid homage to the religious sect in their Christmas greeting.

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Inthe couple took inspiration from a 'delightfully goofy and uncomfortable' card that they had seen, and then attempted Dwayne stevens redneck christmas recreate it for themselves.

Year after year: Inthe couple took on Grant Wood's iconic painting American Gothic leftwhile in they opted to dress as 'your aunt and uncle who live in the Midwest'. Three's a crowd? For the offering, the couple faked Dwayne stevens redneck christmas pregnancy to inject additional humor into the image, with the 'mom-to-be' pictured swigging alcohol and smoking.

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Mostly because we have people who buy Christmas albums this time of year, many by pop artists willing to earn some sweet extra cash. And despite Dwayne stevens redneck christmas saturated Christmas atmosphere of today, Christmas albums have existed for decades. Then see what Michael Jackson looks like on the cover in the intro click to see more. Nonetheless, many of these covers can be quite strange and outrageous to say the least.

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So for Dwayne stevens redneck christmas reading pleasure this holiday season, I give you another treasury of crazy yuletide covers that time forgot. So be good for goodness sake. Or else, Santa will straight out murder your ass.

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But Elvis appears rather depressed. From Classic FM: Give the suit back now. Funny, how it appears on an album cover. Since I usually see Santa smoking in Vintage ads. Just look at her bulging eyes of shock. Another entry for Canadian Brass. But hey, he seems to like it. Also, his smiling expression is kind of creepy.

While Trisha probably has a skeleton collection in her walk-in closet. Wait a minute, those two are Dwayne stevens redneck christmas Then again, maybe he just does it for amusement. To supplement his income during the holiday season, the legendary Herb Alpert fills in part-time as a mall Santa. By the way, the movie was a stupid as you expect. From Music Radar: Well, Mae West was always an attractive woman.

But Santa seems a bit more than attracted to her. Seriously, that just looks really dumb. Seriously, what Dwayne stevens redneck christmas hell are those boys wearing? Because those outfits seem straight from a Transylvanian castle. Article source again, they might be playing music to muffle their discussion about what to do with Gladys.

Because Gladys needs to pay for what she did. Though while Santa may enjoy a polka now and then, the reindeer have gotten spastic over it. I know this was released during the s. Yet, how were police to know? Aside playing piano in a hotel lounge, Billy Idol also works as a bouncer at a nearby Dwayne stevens redneck christmas. Does it actually snow in Tijuana? Of course, not since their winters are comparatively mild.

What the hell are Curly and Moe doing to Larry? Santa is creepy enough. But Dwayne stevens redneck christmas think the snowman likes what he sees of Mariah Carey from behind. Look, I know this album came out in the s. Seems like he has visions of fried chicken dance in his head.

Naked Medical Watch Squirt weile ass Video Dacesex Video. Star Trek this is not. And yet, they lie in street clothes in the snow. Outside a village with very small people. Nonetheless, Dwayne is determined to hold a beach concert as a low-budget Elton John with his keyboard and amplifier in tow. While his trusted dog is by his side. Then again, to explore new sounds in space may require a way larger telescope than he could muster. Warren Barker and His Orchestra: Here William Holden sits in the study with a nervous smile. I mean almost every one of them has a piano. If you had to wear a humiliating marching band uniform in high school, imagine having to dress up like Robin Hood while playing professionally. Because these guys look totally ridiculous. Wonder what kind of songs would be on this album. And wonder if that music helps people to break the habit. Indeed, this is album is meant to be played during sex. This is by a British Muslim hip-hop group from the s which is still around today. Yet, the cover seems ripped from a foreign film about a guy with a thirst for revenge. And yet, the cover features a truck stop waitress. Mostly because they think sex sells somehow. Yet, the outfits are much to be desired. Seriously, plaid sport coats and drapery dresses? Here he has his guitar in the garden. From Mental Floss: They seem awfully close to one another while drinking martinis. I think I know where this is going. Yes, this album features a lot of German drinking songs. And a couple of guys just have to enjoy a beer with a barmaid who might be a Vulcan. Nonetheless, the crystal ball seems to magnify her boobs. Since the ball is almost totally transparent. This is from Norway. Still, on the bright side, despite being stranded on their car, their music could attract flood rescuers. Still, it features a very scantily clad belly dancer that would infuriate many Muslims today. Besides, are those nipple pasties? Yet, he probably got that nickname while in prison for armed robbery. And yes, this is a Christian album. Seriously, is this guy even wearing pants? In fact, he was a family man known for fathering 20 kids with 2 wives. So what kind of things does she sing about? Okay, I know religious music is most likely. But for all I know she could be singing about pina coladas or something. An early example of furry fandom at its finest. Should more appropriately be titled: And yet, the wind has no effect on her large hairdo. Thanks to copious amounts of hair spray. Even has devil horns, fans, and claws. Yet, she feels quite inadequate with her life. Seriously, his pants have seashells on them. Bauer, M. Explaining Sex to Your Little Girl: Yeah, this is pretty awkward. The Gospel Four: Seriously, look at their coats. After all, children need clean hands in order to strangle the living daylights out of you. Seriously, those kids appear to be the stuff of nightmares. Though I think the happy couple dancing must be drunk on vodka. Also, is that a centurion helmet? Seriously, that looks really painful. Of course, you may also see an array of Christmas albums by some of your favorite recording artists who worked on them during the summer. In some ways, recording a Christmas album might seem like a good idea. After all, some artists have recorded songs that have become holiday classics. Yet, other times a Christmas album might come across as a way to make money and will probably end up in the discount rack at a store near you. Nevertheless, as with any albums, Christmas albums come in a wide variety of covers. Some of them could seem tame like the Johnny Mathis cover above. But others come in covers that are hysterically tacky or in very poor taste. And in that case, you might wonder why anyone though such a design was a good idea. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of crazy Christmas album covers. Apparently, the dogs seem to have others ideas. Also, is she hugging a fur coat? But for a Christmas album? Not so much. Nothing here seems to inspire good cheer at all. Just a vast blackness. Not celebrate Christmas. This was the best she could do. Then again, Santa was probably expecting a gaudy palace. And he was disappointed that he came to surprisingly normal furnishings. Guess the chemistry they had in Grease has evaporated. Still, the cat on the guitar is hilarious. But you have a couple glaring Irish stereotypes. Yeah, that guy seems more suited for a sex offender list than a Christmas album cover. Though I do think seeing the reindeer with a cigarette is quite amusing. Though why a boy would be exhilarated to receive a new pair of loafers is beyond me. From Official Charts: Oh never mind, just knock something together with MS Paint, no-one will know. A Christmas To Remember from For nothing makes a country Christmas during the s like a collaboration album with Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. And we thought the Osmonds were a happy bunch. And you can definitely see he tan lines as the tinsel and ornaments cover her naughty bits. What do you mean this was from ? And it reached 25 on the charts? They also have a music video on YouTube which appears straight out of an acid trip. Seems like these guys got caught up in the Christmas lights. But none seem happy about it. Apparently, while Santa bestows presents to all the girls and boys, he also tends to kidnap a few of them. Yes, definitely an album cover to induce trauma and nightmares. Even Santa thinks this is ridiculous. The noise is even worse: Then again, this seems like a contractual obligation. Though she could just as easily throw her cat on her lap into the fire. One of these Santas is giving the finger. Also, is that cage in the background? Though to be fair, there are a lot of shitty Christmas albums out there. Way to go, guys. However, since it was produced by Phil Spector, the imagery seems rather unsettling in hindsight. Because we all know that Spector would later go to prison for murder. Yet, instead of decorating a Christmas tree, Jamaicans use a pot plant, which kind of works. Okay, maybe not. Still, is it any wonder why we associate reggae music with marijuana? But still, Santa and the 3 Wise Men? Charlie the Hamster with Floyd Robinson: And it seems that Santa just took notice. Also, no one wants to see him in a swimsuit. But really. A sun with a face on it? A sequined sack with a cello coming out of it? Many, many composers are turning in their graves. Though I totally understand if you think it was a horror show with killer clowns and dolls that would haunt your dreams. But Santa likes what he sees. Even the dog looks clinically fed-up. Okay, those heads are photoshopped to dolls. Guaranteed to inspire some yuletide nightmares during the season. Yeah, that really creeps me out. Of course, Christmas albums have been all the rage for a very long time. I ought to know since I already completed two posts of some of the bad covers. And I decided to do another since the depth of bad Christmas album covers is endless. Yet, you might some unintentionally funny. So for your holiday reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of horrendous Christmas albums from yesterday. Yeah, that Santa hat is totally photoshopped. Also, Dylan, if you should release a Christmas album the next time, let it be one where you write the songs. So I guess that Garth Brooks moonlights as a fortune teller. Or some sort of dark seer bandit from the Old West. She just keeps smiling. Okay, eyeball ornaments are utterly creepy and not suited for Christmas at all. So why did they think this album cover was a good idea? I heard that Kenny Chesney used a similar photo shot for his audition for Magic Mike but was rejected. So he decided to go for a variation for his Christmas album. Like get a fire extinguisher and call For John Waters not even a fire among the presents will keep him from enjoying the holiday season. Yes, Christmas disco albums do exist. Now you can listen to your Christmas favorites to the sound that reminds you of the s or Europeans. You know committing one of the cardinal sins of fashion. Yeah, Santa, wait until Mrs. Claus finds out about you and that blonde. That moment when Santa comes to his senses that fooling around with a dancing swimsuit model might put him on the naughty list. Sure they may list traditional hits. So what did Liberace do to get a coat of so much fur? Shoot a polar bear? Seems reasonable enough. You probably remember the song on this album. I mean hippos kill more people in Africa than lions. For nothing makes a girl jump for joy on Christmas than a scarily dressed hippo that could eat her alive. Sufjan Stevens: Too bad the space captain will probably suffocate in there and die. My dad used to dread watching Lawrence Welk when he was a kid. Looking at this album cover, I can totally understand why. He seems like he could break into your house and kill you with an accordion any moment. Or creepy banjo players? Santa Claus has to be a brave man to deliver presents to the boys and girls while dodging a river of hungry gators. Of course, Mrs. This Christmas album cover is kind of depressing if you ask me. It seems like a more appropriate cover for the soundtrack to the Wire, than on anything to do with the holidays. And how long do I have to sit next to this red suited creep? The Hiltonaires with the Tony Mansell Singers: So I guess this story consists of gorging through a maze without being seen by goblins. Yet, this suggests otherwise. Hits include: Yes, they did songs like these back in the day. They even had a Star Wars Christmas special. Still, this cover of Chewbacca is hilarious. Uh, I can guess a set of hair brushes and combs suited for musk oxen. Or a vacuum to clean up after himself? That would be awesome. This whole album design seems like it was madeby someone on acid. Because nothing about it makes any logical sense. But did they really have to show kids drinking from wine glasses? Because it looks like a classic case of underage drinking. Merry Christmas from the creepy bandleader your grandparents probably like and his nightmare before Christmas tree. Also, the Santa with these kids is guaranteed to haunt your dreams. To be fair, the late Leon Russell did perform at Woodstock and was renowned in his own right. Not sure why the dog is here. I find it hard to imagine a guy like Charles Bronson having a Christmas album unless it includes anything revenge oriented. He also dressed flashy and operated his own bar. You can guess where this is going…. Petri has her choir boys to surround her in order to keep her warm as she plays her bassoon. Then again, maybe I assume too much. However, according to the album, they even suggest that Tijuana women are known for their distinctive mustaches. Uh, Elton, I like your music and all. Just letting you know. Now I can understand why Liberace decides to dress in lavish furs at the piano. Yeah, too gangster. From First Draft: They had to make the poor bastard a reindeer. I hope no Norwegian tried to eat him. That would not be Whamtastic. Seriously, I hate this song with a passion. From Turntabling: Images of sugarplums, no doubt, slicing up the neighborhood winos and barbecuing pets on a wood stove. So sad. But I guess they had to make it work. That moment when you had to settle for the last tree at the Christmas tree farm and have to do a family Christmas card at the family owned hotel. However, seeing them dressed up as kids in this is a very different story. For all we know, he could just be luring this kid to put in a sack and do terrible things to him in his windowless van. But what do I know? From Flashbak: Like matzo balls in clam chowder, they do not belong. From NME: This family would like to send their Christmas wishes and may your yuletide season be filled with love. This is an old man taking notes…. From Go Retro: The 4 th of July is the kind of holiday where one is bound to hear a lot of patriotic tunes expressing patriotic pride. Yet, while some certainly celebrate the spirit of the U. Ever since the US was a country, people have been writing patriotic anthems showing their love for America. However, not every patriotic tune can make an American wave the flag in pride. So here I devote this post evaluating songs expressing love for America. The Ray Charles version is the best in my opinion. Said to be easier to sing, more melodic, and adaptable to various orchestrations. After all, this was a Northern anthem during the American Civil War and it was written when adding Christian references in such material was acceptable and even encouraged. And the abolitionists frequently used Christianity to justify why slavery was wrong. I also know that it has references to the apocalypse as well as kind of justifies war. Cohan who was a pioneer in the Broadway musical. Most famously performed by James Cagney in the George M. Cohan biopic Yankee Doodle Dandy. Expect to hear this whenever the US enters a major world war. US Military Songs- You can understand why the military takes to bands and marches since a lot of these songs seem to echo a certain badassery, dignity, and courage of each branch making a grandiose entrance. All these songs surely make a great American patriotic soundtrack. Copland was undoubtedly the Norman Rockwell of music—both intensely patriotic and populist but in a gentle and agreeable way. The piece premiered as a ballet score during the tail end of WWII, and was rearranged as suite the following year during the height of American patriotism. Seen as an anthem of African Americans for a good reason since it features very inspirational lyrics that surely encouraged blacks to fight for their rights. And yes, it echoes American grandeur. However, I sure hope that this song is played when Donald Trump makes an entrance because that would be really bad. Inspired by a Henry Wallace speech during the Great Depression. Definitely a piece for any American patriotic soundtrack on the 4 th of July. And you can understand why. What can be better than that? Yes, he cranked out a lot of these marches of American patriotic goodness. Still, if you want to listen to some patriotic music on the 4 th of July, Sousa is your guy. Truly a gem. No one was ever as earnestly cool as Johnny Cash. My kind of patriot. Kill it. Kill it with fire. But it gets worse. This atrocity was performed at George W. At least Ashcroft had someone else, Guy Hovis, perform it at the inauguration. Letting someone else take the fall for you in front of millions is rather diabolical. He was feeling like many of us were at the time. Strike one. It also contains the lines: It was used as a theme for the Confederacy during the American Civil War. To African Americans, this song is considered offensive since it echoes Old South nostalgia and was played by supporters of segregation. But at least he consulted his friends who actually served in Vietnam before he went through with it and tried to depict the conflict through their point of view. Not sure if Toby Keith has done the same. Yes, I get that people want to honor their country and its armed forces. But white Southerners still paint the guy as a villain. However, the fact it was used by Christian conservatives in the s to silence dissenters speaking out against US involvement in the Vietnam War sort of ruins it for me. However, there are some verses that are highly critical about the US and the fact it was to protest the notion of private property. This one seems very antiquated in comparison. The song is more than just a sugary spouting of patriotic words haphazardly strung together, its a testament to the American dream and how its always there no matter how irrelevant it seems in the hard times. Something about the lyrics paired with the upbeat sound is reminiscent of things like summer road trips, Coca-Cola, warm nights at amusement parks, drive-in movies and shooting off firecrackers. Also, I am no fan of Bruce Springsteen. Oh, and it was used to torture prisoners at Gitmo sorry, Bruce. But I understand why some people are attached to it. Though Joel never served in Vietnam, he was encouraged to write and record this song by his friends who did. Yet, it was actually composed by New York Jews in the s but it has an unforgettable and beautiful melody. From the chorus, it seems as though the song is an ode the classic American dream of living in suburbia with a house, a spouse, and children. But, like many of the songs on this list, if you take a closer listen to the verses — and the last one in particular — the song is more critical than it seems. But not one to play at a 4th of July barbecue. Yet, that song is actually on the album they released the next year called A Night at the Opera, which would be their breakthrough success. Nevertheless, the pose is masterfully done. In fact, quite the contrary. Rather I go for the vintage album covers that time forgot mostly because the design is pretty awful yet unintentionally funny, creepy, or inappropriate. Hell, they can even do it intentionally. Okay, Hairspray first came out in the s as a film. And this album was released at least a decade before that. In , the whole family cross-dressed left , and in they opted for a dance-inspired theme right. He added: Mike shared the new card along with a run-down of all the other family cards over the years, including 's 'Cussin Jerry' card featuring the family dressed up like Joe Dirt-style redneck stereotypes. Many of the photos appear to have been modeled off real vintage Christmas cards, with the couple donning bald caps and or wigs to great cheesy 70s and 80s-style photos. In some, Laura's hair is teased sky-high, while in others, Mike is sporting a cringe-worthy comb-over. In several, both of them are sporting matching sweaters. In , the couple took on the trailer trash stereotype, with Mike in a mullet wig and a T-shirt reading 'Who farted', and Laura sporting a crop top over a fake baby bump with a beer in hand. In the couple welcomed their second child in time for the family card, and celebrated the milestone with some rather Gothic ensembles. Take a brow! All three members of the family appeared with monobrows in the offering, while both Laura and Mike appear to have worn wigs for the occasion. A throwback: Over the years, the parents have brought in their children to the tradition, starting in , when they snapped this style family portrait. On his Reddit post, Mike explained that, in this case, the costume was actually a little bit too convincing as far as some people were concerned. I said, "And I don't really have a mullet, as you can see. We do joke cards for Christmas. In another, the couple are morphed using a bit of Photoshop assistance into the couple from Grant Wood's famous American Gothic painting - albeit with a bit of Christmas lighting added to the farmhouse in the background. Things get even more silly once the years move on with their growing family. One card, from , features the family sporting glittering leotards and disco-era hairstyles above a caption telling loved ones: Face swapping, painted-on unibrows and fully-balded heads - for a 'Merry Krishmas' - are all covered in the hilarious Christmas card canon. Tough love: Things took a turn for the rugged in the card, which was inspired by Latin culture, and used a Spanish language greeting in place of the traditional 'Merry Christmas'. Chill out: In the card, the couple donned the traditional ensembles worn by the Hare Krishna monks - and even paid homage to the religious sect in their Christmas greeting. In , the couple took inspiration from a 'delightfully goofy and uncomfortable' card that they had seen, and then attempted to recreate it for themselves. Year after year: In , the couple took on Grant Wood's iconic painting American Gothic left , while in they opted to dress as 'your aunt and uncle who live in the Midwest'. Three's a crowd? For the offering, the couple faked a pregnancy to inject additional humor into the image, with the 'mom-to-be' pictured swigging alcohol and smoking. The original: This card is their first effort, which was taken during the holidays in Howdy Christmas! Share this article Share. Read more:.

Essentially, a yellow Christmas is a white Christmas. Except that you realize that local animals have been using your yard as a toilet. From The Things: Apparently, he has a Christmas album. The giant prop candy cane is all well and good, but Dwayne stevens redneck christmas her right shoulder stands the head of a deer, a reindeer perhaps, staring blankly outward.

One of its antlers, curiously enough, looks like a knife stabbing the poor creature in the head. Dwayne stevens redneck christmas look! Those kids are somehow dressed, too. What IS this nonsense?!?! Did they go to sleep in those clothes?

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Those kids are somehow dressed, too. What IS this nonsense?!?! Did they go to sleep in those clothes? Because no kid waits to get dressed on Christmas before tearing maniacally through presents from Santa. Or they have brunch plans with the National Insurance League? Whatever the concept is, a family this cleaned up on Christmas morning is a total lie. Yes, listen to the songs of Christmas when families would dress in church attire before opening their gifts on Christmas morning. From One Country: But, this is anything but. All of the things are happening here. Do you think he found it? Why a candle instead of a flashlight? What about a map? Or perhaps, a calendar? But, the second, third, fourth and 27th glances offer different opinions. Nothing says Christmas like rising out of the jack-in-a-box and scaring the crap out of everybody. Christmas, this Saturday at 8. Though your grandparents will certainly be offended by the demon Madonna and child. For to spend Christmas at a bar, you must either be dead inside with no family. Or outside as this martini holding skeleton. For nothing brings the magic of the holidays like spending Christmas in a Vegas bar full of drunks. Seriously, the Osmonds seem less like a wholesome family and more of the family that slays together in the dead of night. But it could be some kind of nefarious Christmas spirit. A lot of them can be unintentionally funny, creepy, or inappropriate. Nonetheless, most of these musical acts typically remain unknown. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another treasure trove of crazy old album covers. Apparently, his wife left him, his dog died, his pick up truck broke down, and he almost went to prison. And he probably has a drinking problem. Yes, even the Beatles had their share of terrible album covers like a the infamous butcher cover. Fortunately for collectors, this one is worth a lot of money. Ivory Chuck can always be handy with the piano keys. Star Trek this is not. And yet, they lie in street clothes in the snow. Outside a village with very small people. Nonetheless, Dwayne is determined to hold a beach concert as a low-budget Elton John with his keyboard and amplifier in tow. While his trusted dog is by his side. Then again, to explore new sounds in space may require a way larger telescope than he could muster. Warren Barker and His Orchestra: Here William Holden sits in the study with a nervous smile. I mean almost every one of them has a piano. If you had to wear a humiliating marching band uniform in high school, imagine having to dress up like Robin Hood while playing professionally. Because these guys look totally ridiculous. Wonder what kind of songs would be on this album. And wonder if that music helps people to break the habit. Indeed, this is album is meant to be played during sex. This is by a British Muslim hip-hop group from the s which is still around today. Yet, the cover seems ripped from a foreign film about a guy with a thirst for revenge. And yet, the cover features a truck stop waitress. Mostly because they think sex sells somehow. Yet, the outfits are much to be desired. Seriously, plaid sport coats and drapery dresses? Here he has his guitar in the garden. From Mental Floss: They seem awfully close to one another while drinking martinis. I think I know where this is going. Yes, this album features a lot of German drinking songs. And a couple of guys just have to enjoy a beer with a barmaid who might be a Vulcan. Nonetheless, the crystal ball seems to magnify her boobs. Since the ball is almost totally transparent. This is from Norway. Still, on the bright side, despite being stranded on their car, their music could attract flood rescuers. Still, it features a very scantily clad belly dancer that would infuriate many Muslims today. Besides, are those nipple pasties? Yet, he probably got that nickname while in prison for armed robbery. And yes, this is a Christian album. Seriously, is this guy even wearing pants? In fact, he was a family man known for fathering 20 kids with 2 wives. So what kind of things does she sing about? Okay, I know religious music is most likely. But for all I know she could be singing about pina coladas or something. An early example of furry fandom at its finest. Should more appropriately be titled: And yet, the wind has no effect on her large hairdo. Thanks to copious amounts of hair spray. Even has devil horns, fans, and claws. Yet, she feels quite inadequate with her life. Seriously, his pants have seashells on them. Bauer, M. Explaining Sex to Your Little Girl: Yeah, this is pretty awkward. The Gospel Four: Seriously, look at their coats. After all, children need clean hands in order to strangle the living daylights out of you. Seriously, those kids appear to be the stuff of nightmares. Though I think the happy couple dancing must be drunk on vodka. Also, is that a centurion helmet? Seriously, that looks really painful. Of course, you may also see an array of Christmas albums by some of your favorite recording artists who worked on them during the summer. In some ways, recording a Christmas album might seem like a good idea. After all, some artists have recorded songs that have become holiday classics. Yet, other times a Christmas album might come across as a way to make money and will probably end up in the discount rack at a store near you. Nevertheless, as with any albums, Christmas albums come in a wide variety of covers. Some of them could seem tame like the Johnny Mathis cover above. But others come in covers that are hysterically tacky or in very poor taste. And in that case, you might wonder why anyone though such a design was a good idea. So for your reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of crazy Christmas album covers. Apparently, the dogs seem to have others ideas. Also, is she hugging a fur coat? But for a Christmas album? Not so much. Nothing here seems to inspire good cheer at all. Just a vast blackness. Not celebrate Christmas. This was the best she could do. Then again, Santa was probably expecting a gaudy palace. And he was disappointed that he came to surprisingly normal furnishings. Guess the chemistry they had in Grease has evaporated. Still, the cat on the guitar is hilarious. But you have a couple glaring Irish stereotypes. Yeah, that guy seems more suited for a sex offender list than a Christmas album cover. Though I do think seeing the reindeer with a cigarette is quite amusing. Though why a boy would be exhilarated to receive a new pair of loafers is beyond me. From Official Charts: Oh never mind, just knock something together with MS Paint, no-one will know. A Christmas To Remember from For nothing makes a country Christmas during the s like a collaboration album with Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. And we thought the Osmonds were a happy bunch. And you can definitely see he tan lines as the tinsel and ornaments cover her naughty bits. What do you mean this was from ? And it reached 25 on the charts? They also have a music video on YouTube which appears straight out of an acid trip. Seems like these guys got caught up in the Christmas lights. But none seem happy about it. Apparently, while Santa bestows presents to all the girls and boys, he also tends to kidnap a few of them. Yes, definitely an album cover to induce trauma and nightmares. Even Santa thinks this is ridiculous. The noise is even worse: Then again, this seems like a contractual obligation. Though she could just as easily throw her cat on her lap into the fire. One of these Santas is giving the finger. Also, is that cage in the background? Though to be fair, there are a lot of shitty Christmas albums out there. Way to go, guys. However, since it was produced by Phil Spector, the imagery seems rather unsettling in hindsight. Because we all know that Spector would later go to prison for murder. Yet, instead of decorating a Christmas tree, Jamaicans use a pot plant, which kind of works. Okay, maybe not. Still, is it any wonder why we associate reggae music with marijuana? But still, Santa and the 3 Wise Men? Charlie the Hamster with Floyd Robinson: And it seems that Santa just took notice. Also, no one wants to see him in a swimsuit. But really. A sun with a face on it? A sequined sack with a cello coming out of it? Many, many composers are turning in their graves. Though I totally understand if you think it was a horror show with killer clowns and dolls that would haunt your dreams. But Santa likes what he sees. Even the dog looks clinically fed-up. Okay, those heads are photoshopped to dolls. Guaranteed to inspire some yuletide nightmares during the season. Yeah, that really creeps me out. Of course, Christmas albums have been all the rage for a very long time. I ought to know since I already completed two posts of some of the bad covers. And I decided to do another since the depth of bad Christmas album covers is endless. Yet, you might some unintentionally funny. So for your holiday reading pleasure, I give you another assortment of horrendous Christmas albums from yesterday. Yeah, that Santa hat is totally photoshopped. Also, Dylan, if you should release a Christmas album the next time, let it be one where you write the songs. So I guess that Garth Brooks moonlights as a fortune teller. Or some sort of dark seer bandit from the Old West. She just keeps smiling. Okay, eyeball ornaments are utterly creepy and not suited for Christmas at all. So why did they think this album cover was a good idea? I heard that Kenny Chesney used a similar photo shot for his audition for Magic Mike but was rejected. So he decided to go for a variation for his Christmas album. Like get a fire extinguisher and call For John Waters not even a fire among the presents will keep him from enjoying the holiday season. Yes, Christmas disco albums do exist. Now you can listen to your Christmas favorites to the sound that reminds you of the s or Europeans. You know committing one of the cardinal sins of fashion. Yeah, Santa, wait until Mrs. Claus finds out about you and that blonde. That moment when Santa comes to his senses that fooling around with a dancing swimsuit model might put him on the naughty list. Sure they may list traditional hits. So what did Liberace do to get a coat of so much fur? Shoot a polar bear? Seems reasonable enough. You probably remember the song on this album. I mean hippos kill more people in Africa than lions. For nothing makes a girl jump for joy on Christmas than a scarily dressed hippo that could eat her alive. Sufjan Stevens: Too bad the space captain will probably suffocate in there and die. My dad used to dread watching Lawrence Welk when he was a kid. Looking at this album cover, I can totally understand why. He seems like he could break into your house and kill you with an accordion any moment. Or creepy banjo players? Santa Claus has to be a brave man to deliver presents to the boys and girls while dodging a river of hungry gators. Of course, Mrs. This Christmas album cover is kind of depressing if you ask me. It seems like a more appropriate cover for the soundtrack to the Wire, than on anything to do with the holidays. And how long do I have to sit next to this red suited creep? The Hiltonaires with the Tony Mansell Singers: So I guess this story consists of gorging through a maze without being seen by goblins. Yet, this suggests otherwise. Hits include: Yes, they did songs like these back in the day. They even had a Star Wars Christmas special. Still, this cover of Chewbacca is hilarious. Uh, I can guess a set of hair brushes and combs suited for musk oxen. Or a vacuum to clean up after himself? That would be awesome. This whole album design seems like it was madeby someone on acid. Because nothing about it makes any logical sense. But did they really have to show kids drinking from wine glasses? Because it looks like a classic case of underage drinking. Merry Christmas from the creepy bandleader your grandparents probably like and his nightmare before Christmas tree. Also, the Santa with these kids is guaranteed to haunt your dreams. To be fair, the late Leon Russell did perform at Woodstock and was renowned in his own right. Not sure why the dog is here. I find it hard to imagine a guy like Charles Bronson having a Christmas album unless it includes anything revenge oriented. He also dressed flashy and operated his own bar. You can guess where this is going…. Petri has her choir boys to surround her in order to keep her warm as she plays her bassoon. Then again, maybe I assume too much. However, according to the album, they even suggest that Tijuana women are known for their distinctive mustaches. Uh, Elton, I like your music and all. Just letting you know. Now I can understand why Liberace decides to dress in lavish furs at the piano. Yeah, too gangster. From First Draft: They had to make the poor bastard a reindeer. I hope no Norwegian tried to eat him. That would not be Whamtastic. Seriously, I hate this song with a passion. From Turntabling: Images of sugarplums, no doubt, slicing up the neighborhood winos and barbecuing pets on a wood stove. So sad. But I guess they had to make it work. That moment when you had to settle for the last tree at the Christmas tree farm and have to do a family Christmas card at the family owned hotel. However, seeing them dressed up as kids in this is a very different story. For all we know, he could just be luring this kid to put in a sack and do terrible things to him in his windowless van. But what do I know? From Flashbak: Like matzo balls in clam chowder, they do not belong. From NME: This family would like to send their Christmas wishes and may your yuletide season be filled with love. This is an old man taking notes…. From Go Retro: The 4 th of July is the kind of holiday where one is bound to hear a lot of patriotic tunes expressing patriotic pride. Yet, while some certainly celebrate the spirit of the U. Ever since the US was a country, people have been writing patriotic anthems showing their love for America. However, not every patriotic tune can make an American wave the flag in pride. So here I devote this post evaluating songs expressing love for America. The Ray Charles version is the best in my opinion. Said to be easier to sing, more melodic, and adaptable to various orchestrations. After all, this was a Northern anthem during the American Civil War and it was written when adding Christian references in such material was acceptable and even encouraged. And the abolitionists frequently used Christianity to justify why slavery was wrong. I also know that it has references to the apocalypse as well as kind of justifies war. Cohan who was a pioneer in the Broadway musical. Most famously performed by James Cagney in the George M. Cohan biopic Yankee Doodle Dandy. Expect to hear this whenever the US enters a major world war. US Military Songs- You can understand why the military takes to bands and marches since a lot of these songs seem to echo a certain badassery, dignity, and courage of each branch making a grandiose entrance. All these songs surely make a great American patriotic soundtrack. Copland was undoubtedly the Norman Rockwell of music—both intensely patriotic and populist but in a gentle and agreeable way. The piece premiered as a ballet score during the tail end of WWII, and was rearranged as suite the following year during the height of American patriotism. The two children, Gigi and Juju, wore tutu-style pageant dresses and cowboy boots. Writing about their decision to go with a western theme this year, Mike said: Mike, who shared the photo to imgur this year, wrote: Last year's Christmas card pictured saw the family pictured with red-frizzy hair and 'burned' skin as they pose on a hot beach. Strike a pose! Mike and Laura Bergeron pose for an awkward Christmas card every year - and have done so for the past 14 years. Swapping it out: In , the whole family cross-dressed left , and in they opted for a dance-inspired theme right. He added: Mike shared the new card along with a run-down of all the other family cards over the years, including 's 'Cussin Jerry' card featuring the family dressed up like Joe Dirt-style redneck stereotypes. Many of the photos appear to have been modeled off real vintage Christmas cards, with the couple donning bald caps and or wigs to great cheesy 70s and 80s-style photos. In some, Laura's hair is teased sky-high, while in others, Mike is sporting a cringe-worthy comb-over. In several, both of them are sporting matching sweaters. In , the couple took on the trailer trash stereotype, with Mike in a mullet wig and a T-shirt reading 'Who farted', and Laura sporting a crop top over a fake baby bump with a beer in hand. In the couple welcomed their second child in time for the family card, and celebrated the milestone with some rather Gothic ensembles. Take a brow! All three members of the family appeared with monobrows in the offering, while both Laura and Mike appear to have worn wigs for the occasion. A throwback: Over the years, the parents have brought in their children to the tradition, starting in , when they snapped this style family portrait. On his Reddit post, Mike explained that, in this case, the costume was actually a little bit too convincing as far as some people were concerned. I said, "And I don't really have a mullet, as you can see. We do joke cards for Christmas. In another, the couple are morphed using a bit of Photoshop assistance into the couple from Grant Wood's famous American Gothic painting - albeit with a bit of Christmas lighting added to the farmhouse in the background. Things get even more silly once the years move on with their growing family. One card, from , features the family sporting glittering leotards and disco-era hairstyles above a caption telling loved ones: Face swapping, painted-on unibrows and fully-balded heads - for a 'Merry Krishmas' - are all covered in the hilarious Christmas card canon. Tough love: Things took a turn for the rugged in the card, which was inspired by Latin culture, and used a Spanish language greeting in place of the traditional 'Merry Christmas'. Chill out: In the card, the couple donned the traditional ensembles worn by the Hare Krishna monks - and even paid homage to the religious sect in their Christmas greeting. In , the couple took inspiration from a 'delightfully goofy and uncomfortable' card that they had seen, and then attempted to recreate it for themselves. Year after year: In , the couple took on Grant Wood's iconic painting American Gothic left , while in they opted to dress as 'your aunt and uncle who live in the Midwest'..

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Warren Barker and His Orchestra: Here William Holden sits in the study with a nervous smile. I mean almost every one of them has a piano. If you had to wear a humiliating marching band uniform in high school, imagine having to dress up like Robin Hood while playing professionally.

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